The Defeated And Bloodied King Was Chained To Kneel In Front Of His Enemy And He Says Weakly: "Is My

Queuing this for January too.

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

Women these days are not allowed hobbies anymore

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant