Your Unreliable Narrator Fucking Bit Me

I don't wear a packer because if you're staring at my crotch that's pretty gay of you, and ain't gonna get worked up over what some zipper-gazin' nancyboy thinks about the fact that I ain't got no dick and balls.

hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something

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"my mouth fishes for words to speak into existence to remind myself I am here

my tear stained face tight, my teeth bared to the stars above

this is my mark on the universe"

-atp im just gonna stop adding these because ive only ever used ONE(1) other persons quote so

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i yearn to be full of sugar like a hummingbird. im trying to make myself have a new hyperfixation and i just cant :/ like im really trying. also once im back from my trip (in 5 days from now :0) i want another tattoo, something to remind me of my time there. ok no more brain juice bye bye loves u *mwah*

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"I wanted wings solely to reach the cleaner undisturbed air

Be told I was better for reaching so high

I now know I was destined for the bottom

Only those born of storks should ever touch clouds"

-me lol

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first post on this account!! on every post i'll have where i found whatever image and who posted it in the alt text, but please pretty please let me know if i miss any. like i said in my bio, i'm really only posting to make my own curated image board though i still want to give credit to where i find them! in these little sections i'm thinking of writing about my current read, tbr list, current fandoms, etc. i'll probably even make little diary entries :D sorry this has been long enough!

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Play toys can mean anything from running around in a field together to making elaborate littlest pet shop rp scenarios to playing Minecraft to learning yoyo tricks together to having an elaborate fancy tea party to doing bob Ross paintings together to hardcore bdsm sex. And you can do any of them with your friends if they have time and want to play toys with you btw

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"i know two things that will make a person sin

the first is a truck driver without pen

and the second thing that will make you faint

is simply the word tain-"

-an old coworker of mine who never failed to steal giggles from me

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im currently reading Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern and its so fun. every review ive seen about it always says something along the lines of "no clue whats happening in it, love the vibes tho" and then they rate it like 10/10. so far yes 100% is so vibey, no clue what ive read so far but ughh!!! i may be doomed to only knowing what a loving relationship is from the outside; i fear one day ill wake up 70 years old in a cold bed with nothing to my name and a heavy, unrelenting addiction to Judge Judy. its such a fun read for the fall too!! it just fits so well with the season! i think the next book i wanna read tho will be some kind of sapphic love story. im tired of straight people! smooches<3

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sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

i was having a very tmi convo in a hotel bar with my friend where he was telling me that every time he is intimate, he immediately cleans and goes to bed.

i say "hey that's a little american psycho"

he says "well, do you have ibs?"

and in that moment, i really believed that he was telling me that the reason he hits it and quits it is because of his ibs. ibs makes you loveless.

lemme grind my pussy on this stalagmite real quick lol