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hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever

when you draw a good hand

when you draw TWO good hands

Love you, pizza

me researching french so I can write my harrykim fanfiction accurately

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

internet's been real messy

we all probably need a break so have this cat

Forgot to post this one here

the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am