Marshroomstar - Alexis

Black sorrow…

Till and Mizi be like: “girl help I’m stuck in a never ending cycle of love and loss and I can’t get out”

permit office: sending one of their own men to exile to cause chaos and unrest in an attempt to justify the existence of the permit office and the poepoe

cleo: riding a horse for 4 days straight on the nether roof to quit exile out of pure spite

doc and xisuma: traveling to and from exile to sell things/help the exiled hermits

the rest of the server: hiding their beds, creating bunkers, doing their best to not get exiled

meanwhile, mumbo: fan go whirrrrrrrrr

Sigh... Reposting bots are still a big problem in the hc and life series related tags still. I know there's been posts abt this done before, but since I still see these things getting engagement I think it bears repeating.

If you see a post like THIS:

As in, a post that's:

Reposted work (whether a text post, or art, ive seen both)

From a blank blog (no pfp, or header image or bio) with few posts, or at least very inconsistent posts

And a really weird read more link that often cuts off the caption

—it is a bot. The link in the post is not an actual tumblr read-more link. It'll lead to some other site, and you should not click it. Report the account as 'spam and/or bot' and block it so you don't have to see future posts clogging up the tag.

"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

Shen Qingqiu: Some people are so beautiful that they are irresistible to both men and women... it's not gay to be attracted to them. There is literally nothing else you can do.

Xie Lian: You are so right. Or if you happen to have to kiss them to exchange spiritual energy, it doesn't mean you have feelings for one another.

Wei Wuxian: True. Also sometimes guy friends just need to get naked together and touch one another and make each other climax. Just normal friend stuff.

Shen Qingqiu: ....

Xie Lian: ....

Shen Qingqiu: ....exactly. You guys get it.

stop

ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???

I bet octopuses think bones are horrific. I bet all their cosmic horror stories involve rigid-limbs and hinged joints.