Disappointing As It May Be, Poseidon Himself (a Storm In Literal ITHICA) Stopping The Last Livestream

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clouse (clown mouse)

second part of this! hermitcraft but following everyone's in-canon lore, featuring: grian the totally normal fisherman

mutual: has rarely if ever spoken to me but consistently likes my text posts

me: i would die for you

*a few months after The Ithaca Saga*

Odysseus: *wakes up at the dead of night drenched in cold sweat*

Penelope: Love? What's wrong?

Odysseus: That prophet son of a bitch- IT WAS ME!

Penelope: What??

Odysseus: I WAS THE MAN WHO WAS HAUNTING ALL ALONG!!

Penelope: *pulling him down and hugging him* ok dear just go back to sleep.

*meanwhile in the Underworld*

Tiresias: Fucking finally that dumbass

You actually do need noble lineage to rightfully rule, but since lineage doesn’t dilute, and given the historic sexual tendencies of people in power wrt their servants, eventually noble lineage spread wide enough that everyone had it and that’s why democracy happened.

Jorge tweeting about how the trip to actual Ithaca was filled with obstacles is just. So fucking poetic. Like yeah it would be, wouldn't it. Wouldn't be a trip to Ithaca if it didn't go horribly wrong and the arrival wasn't postponed because of it

they are canceling me for the way i deal with grief. also, for the infinite number of destroyed universes