Odysseus: Penelope I am not the same person you fell in love with, I have done terrible things to get home. I understand if you can’t accept the monstrous things I have done-
Penelope: cool, could you please move this wedding bed
Odysseus: what, no!
Penelope: that’s my husband
Odysseus: Penelope I have killed so many
Penelope: I don’t give a shit
Odysseus: I sacrificed my crew-
Penelope: And I would’ve done the same
Odysseus: I am covered in the blood of the suitors
Penelope: and you look fantastic
Odysseus: I TORTURED A GOD ON HIS OWN WEAPON
Penelope: and that was incredibly sexy of you
I love how i wish i could go do this but right now i cant (my laptop is in jail) so i suffer becuase i genuenly wish i could but yes
Make writers suffer
Join us
go write three sentences on your current writing project.
so i couldn't stop listening to ruler of my heart
kiss kiss
Dazai: Coffee or tea?
Kunikida: Tea.
Dazai: Wrong
Dazai: It's coffee
We're gonan hold you to it
ITS BEEN 6 DAYS AND IVE FAILED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM IF I DON'T GET THE 600 TOMORROW I'M SERIOUSLY GONNA DRAW AVENTURINE PREGNANT
they smoochin
original but I'm sure you've all seen this a million times by now
me in planning stages of writing: this fucks. this is gonna be so fun.
me the minute i sit down to write: language is an unwieldy cudgel we use to beat the human experience to death in an attempt at ever communicating fully with another being. i wish intelligent life had never evolved. i want to go back to the cell stage like in spore
MY PEOPLE I HAVE FOUND YOU FINALLY
Would You Fall in Love With Me Again from Epic the Musical but instead of Odysseus and Penelope, it's Dazai and Chuuya
okay I'm out