how i imagine poseidon (who i believe can feel when people invoke not only his name but the ocean as well) reacted to hearing antinous plotting to kill telemachus and dump his body (parts) in the ocean
*up on olympus in apollo's infirmary*
poseidon: *recovering and enjoying peace after athena had left a day ago*
poseidon: *to himself* ahh finally some peac-
poseidon: *feels someone invoking the ocean*
poseidon: *focusing on who's saying it* who on gaia is...is that coming from ithaca...
poseidon: wait- ITHACA?!?
poseidon: *fully focuses now*
antinous: *in the ithacan palace*
antinous: cut him down into tiny pieces...
poseidon: *listening in full now* cut wh-
antinous: ...when the crown wonders where the prince is-
poseidon: the prince? yoU MEAN ODYSSEUS' SON?
antinous: only the ocean and i will know!
poseidon: *in full panic mode* OCEAN?!
poseidon: *now attempting to get out of bed in panic* HADES NO, I AM NOT INVOLVED WITH THIS I-
apollo: *coming to check on his uncle after hearing him shout*
apollo: uncle wh- *sees poseidon attempting to get out of bed*
apollo: *hurrying over to get him back in bed*
apollo: uncle calm down! you're gonna rip your stitches!
Jorge tweeting about how the trip to actual Ithaca was filled with obstacles is just. So fucking poetic. Like yeah it would be, wouldn't it. Wouldn't be a trip to Ithaca if it didn't go horribly wrong and the arrival wasn't postponed because of it
See the thing is that if you keep saying "I bet everyone hates me I'm so annoying" is that its annoying. And people hate it. So it's a bit of a self fulfilling prophecy isn't it. You know what's also a self fulfilling prophecy? Acting like you're hot shit until you become hot shit
rb to give your mutuals a silly little paper valentine card and a red heart shaped lollipop đź’–
my adhd ass when someone says something and expects me to be able to comprehend it the first time
Put your fucking knight on a leash it keeps trying to duel mine
hey bro can we like adopt paralleling themes and symbolize opposites but in a two sides of the same coin kind of way? it doesn’t have to be weird. wait what do you mean thats gay
me @ my mutuals
mutual: has rarely if ever spoken to me but consistently likes my text posts
me: i would die for you
Kenji: Are you sure this is the right direction? Dazai: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest! Chuuya: In that case, we're definitely lost.