Have You Ever Wondered "Hey, Which Person Is This Hermitcraft Fanart Actually Depicting?" And Didn't

I feel like both Mr. "Use Me As You Wish" Aventurine and Dr. Veritas "I'm A Supporting Character" Ratio both have self-esteem problems. How do they prove their worth to the Trailblazer? Aventurine—by showering us with expensive gifts. Ratio—by offering academic opportunities, technical help, his consultation, and so on.

Imagine them together in a relationship (as friends or something more), constantly feeling inadequate, trying to prove their worth to each other the only way they know. Caught in an ever-escalating endless exchange of extravagant but useless gifts:

"I just happened to come by this diamond-encrusted marble inkwell. I thought you might like it, Doc."

"My friend Professor So-and-so is conducting a lecture series on "The history of monetary chance-based recreational activities in post-inductrial societies" next month. I thought you might be interested, so I asked him to reserve a place for you."

"I had my tailor embroider golden laurels on your favorite lab coat."

"I took the liberty to install a nanoprocessor and a holographic screen on your gun so that you could read the latest news while practicing at the shooting range."

I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

a private corner in amphoreus

no U are not anyones “yandere girlfriend” you are a white girl with cat ear headphones who calls herself mizaki chan

Two types of gods with believers:

Jun Wu: This is Mei Nianqing, my beloved vassal. He can see the future, paint and loose at cards. I can name his ancestors six generations back.

Xie Lian: This is Hong-er, my most devoted believer. I found him in a ditch one day. He has every disease, and if anything happens to him I will destroy the world and then myself.

Chuuya: Would you like to explain this text I got last night, Dazai?

Dazai: Uhh. It was autocorrect.

Chuuya: Autocorrect wrote "you're so hot, please step on me??”

Dazai: Yes.

something something thirdlife desertduo is very fengqing something something permit polycule is very xianle quartet something something i have brainworms something something probably autism too

Werewolf x Vampire AU Masterpost

Compilation of werewolf Ratio and vampire Aventurine for Halloween month

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

must a fictional relationship be “healthy” or “functional”? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???

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