I Love The Fact That Laios Is Just The Human Version Of Lesser Dog

thought of that one post while refighting for soul fragments

If pro is the opposite of con…

Then what’s the opposite of progress?

joining tumblr for the first time now is like in movies when the city kid goes to the small small small town and someone there is like “we ain’t got nona that weefee or whatever but we’s got Jimbo who yells the news and that’s good enough” and points to Jimbo who is currently asleep on his rocker

Except for us it’s like “we ain’t got no al-go-rithm but we do have haiku-bot and that one destiel screengrab that tells us the news and that’s good enough”

:D

you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

So, uh. This is real:

This is 100% a a thing that has happened.

What even is this timeline?!

I'm dying. Oh my stars.

@mosslover999 rate their gender, if you would be so kind

moff!!!

this is how i feel playing modded terraria

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'