Someone Said To Put Lipstick On My Grian And I Said "bet".

V.E Schwab in 2013 had the courage and nerve to ask the infamous and dangerous question "what would happen if the two worst people in the world were college roommates?"

but it still changes

blind jonathan sims headcanoning

I’m ace, aro and tired

Reblog if you are also LGBT+ and tired

Jon in S4 hospital bed coma:

Elias at his bedside, sobbing: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed

Joel chose to room with two birds and he is facing the consequences

He doesn’t really mind them though-

I am laughing so much that i see half of those happening on others povs and just thought it was normal stuff they would do

Like yeah cleo totally would just play a "our base" card on someone for no reason what you mean it was her task??

All secret tasks for session 1:

Bdubs: Make your base deeply uncomftable to use and look at

BigB: Dig a big hole. All the way down. At least 3x3. Make it your base if you want.

Scott: Build your base directly and obnoxiously attached to someone else's

Etho: Collect 4 beds without being caught and place them on a shrine

Gem: Convince someone to take a leap of faith and make sure they take no damage

Grian: Make 3 bad jokes and get NO laughs

Scar: Call people anything but their username for at least 30 minutes of the session BUT changed to coming up eith a nickname for anouther player and getting two other players to use it

Impulse: Make cherrywood your entire identity

Martyn: Build an identical base to anouther player

Lizzie: Write a poem about anouther player and read it to then

Skizz: Don't be further than 20 blocks from GeminiTay for 10 minutes. One attempt only

Jimmy: Break 5 crafting tables while they're being used

Mumbo: Make a pun at every opportunity in a 5 minute conversation, minimum of 3 successful puns

Pearl: Get 3 players to gift you their heart

Joel: Plug the life merch in the worst possible times to other players at least 4 times

Tango: Get Scar to take about Star Wars for over 60 seconds

Cleo: Build your base directly above anouther players above the ground

Everyone was successful or well you know unless you count scars as a failure

So do you think there was like maybe 3 minutes between seeing Neil irl for the first time and Neil opening his mouth that Jean thought he was pretty before he decided Neil is a horrifying creature?