I Make A Talk Show U Quiz

why does oscar wilde take 150 pages to write something he could literally say in a paragraph

THEY SHOULD

That’s LOVE.

Some random observations/ favourite monuments from strike force 5 in celebration of the talk shows coming back:

spoilers ig???? Idk??

Stephen Colbert seems to know significantly more about everyone else’s show than they know about their own

John Oliver mentioning he visited that park in Boston where the cop flew down the children’s slide is amazing and has not been talked about enough

I feel like Seth didn’t say much???? Anyone else??

Jimmy Kimmel felt slightly too casual when discussing batman trying to kill him??

Jon Stewart being called the ‘Billy Preston’ of the group

Jimmy Fallon thinking onions would fix his cough?????

Jimmy getting roasted by his Uber driver in the strangest way possible

Stephen Colbert was my favourite, no reason, he just was

More Stewbert textposts (how are they both so cute but also sexy at the same time?!)

As much as I hope this, I live in fear that any celebrity I like will find the things I say about them

It is my fondest hope that Stephen Colbert has a secret Tumblr account that he uses to write meta about LotR

sitting through a meeting with jd couch on easter killed the fucking pope

you have to outlive donald trump

stebert

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Genuinely 90% of historical fiction would be so much better if more writers could get more comfortable with the fact that to create a good story set in a different time period you do actually have to give the characters beliefs & values which reflect that time period