Margaery: Sansa I’m Cold :(

PSA for fanfic writers

Polin + touch

Heartburn by Mafia / Dune Messiah by Frank Herbert

mrs beetle 🪲🐞

Thorne: Why won’t it let me use ‘cress’ as my password??

Cinder: Cress is too short for a password.

Thorne: Cress is fine the way she is, don’t be rude

Cinder: 

Cinder: How are we friends

So you don't forget.

By the way, it looks good on wallpaper)

prettybadco

ATTENTION PLEASE

Just Aegon with his hair tucked behind his ears.

That’s it, that’s the post.

ASOIAF POVs as Onion Headlines:

Ned:

-Somebody's Got to Save This Country From Certain Doom, And Let's Face It, That Person Is Me

Jon

-Area Man Expected To Work With These Incompetents

Daenerys

-Guests Forced To Pretend Wedding A Good Thing

Tyrion

-Badly Injured Man Not Done Partying Yet

Cersei

-I Fucked My Way Into This Mess, And I'll Fuck My Way Out

Catelyn

-Why Can't This Family Ever Have A Funkin' Good Time?

Sansa

-Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

Bran:

-Nation Impressed By Feats Of Very Strong Little Boy

Arya

-Study Finds Expressing Anger In Unhealthy Ways Incredibly Satisfying

Brienne and Jamie

-Relationship Definitly Hurtling Towards Something

Davos

-Employee Wishes He Had Enough Job Security To Voice Opinion

Samwell

-I'm Tired Of Constant Near Death Experiences

Theon

-Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had

Victarion

-Area Man Just In Bad Mood Because He’s Tired And An Awful Human Being

Aereon

-True Courage Is Knowing You’re Wrong But Refusing To Admit It

Asha

-Area Women Planning To Fuck Up The Patriarchy Or Die Trying

Arrianne and Arys

-Relationship Not A Power Struggle, Woman Who's Winning Reports

Quentin

-If Only I'd Listened To Literally Anyone

Baristan

-Unclear Whether Grandpa Having Good Time

Jon Con

-Prodigal Asshole Returns

Melisandre

-Cult Leader Pretty Cool, Actually.