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Angela Greene: Platypus Room (1984)

just like it’s important that we let people embrace and be flamboyant with their gender, we must allow people to have gender be a nonimportant part of their identity. a cis woman can love being feminine and claim her womanhood loud and proud, just like another cis woman can just be ‘whatever’ about it. a trans woman can be hyperfeminine and proud, while another can just say ‘yeah i’m a woman’ without it being a gigantic deal to her. a non-binary person doesn’t have to be constantly torn up about their gender identity to be non-binary. all experiences of gender are unique and valid in their own way.

Me too, kid, me too

when it’s suddenly 4 AM and you’re still awake

I mean, on one hand, yes, but on the other, I used to reliably find a player-written and heavily upvoted "trap ahead" message in front of Gwyndolin's corridor, which was.. unenjoyable to say the least

Genuinely love that the entire Elden Ring fandom learned the final boss was canonically transgender and their reaction was just "his second phase needs less health"

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