Marywillowfae - Mary's Shitposting Again

could you possibly draw a small happy opossum for me? it's been a rough week :v

still mad about smart TVs. that shit should be in a separate box like you can literally buy one of them androidtv boxes for £30. it doesn't need its own ip address it doesn't need its own app store it doesn't need to replicate the functionality every device plugged into it already has

I am looking respectfully

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

via @swatercolor [insta]

Consider: Eye socket liner

Based on your general vibes, you’re fucking amazing at eyeliner; based on your handwriting, you’re shit at eyeliner

I DO NOT HAVE EYES BUT YOUR POINT STILL STANDS

*sassy gay friend from a 90s sitcom voice* Well, Mr. Emperor, I wouldn't mind having a 'heavenly man-date' of my own

one of the more bleak things to acknowledge is that if you pirate literally all of your music and then set aside a spotify subscription's worth of money each month to spend on a single pay-what-you-want album, it would almost immediately amount to you supporting those musicians more than streaming does

a collection of underrated tweets, part 3

(the series)