How Many Reindeer Does Santa Have

How many Reindeer does Santa have

Besides the 8(9 if we count Rudolph) I always found it weird that Santa only has 8 Reindeer like there has to be more in those stables

Like what happens if a Reindeer gets Sick or Pregnant bonus points if one dies from Chronic Wasting Disease

Also(Canonically)Prancer & Vixen are female & with that male:female ratio you know Shits gonna go down during Mating Season(Like does he kill the calfs or gives them to Canada)

How Many Reindeer Does Santa Have
How Many Reindeer Does Santa Have
How Many Reindeer Does Santa Have

Which biggs the question

How many Reindeer does Santa have

Tangent over

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Just wanted to take the time to go on a little rant here.

Lately I've been seeing people (my family 😭) throwing around common propaganda out about Fidel Castro so might as well discuss some of it.

- "Fidel had wanted to attack the United States unprovoked" this claim comes from the events of the Cuban Missile Crisis, but its a claim that's been debunked before and after the crisis happened. Fidel had made it very clear throughout his entire life before and after his political career that he was not fond of the United States, although in the beginning he was willing to have peaceful cooperation with them and had some admiration in his younger years (like in his letter to FDR) but as time passed he knew clearly that the US would only be interested in cooperation if it meant that Cuba would become aligned with the exact policies of the US that Fidel made it clear he was against, which Fidel would obviously not accept so cooperation failed as a result of the US. This along with other instances that the US would plot against Fidel like the Bay of Pigs Invasion or the numerous assassination attempts on his life, eventually caused the Cuban Missile Crisis. This means that Fidel only acted out of retaliation to being attacked first by the United States.

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