bf
cool girls had an obsession with a series of unfortunate events
Warnings: smut (ish), oral (m and f receiving, p in v, strap on, whimpering, crying, just yeah
Guys I'm feeling slutty af for Toby rn, male reader coming out soon
→ him eating you out and drool and cum dripping out of his gash OMGS
→ he loves eating you out
→ He doesn't know how to but once he gets the hang of it HOLY SHIT
→ this man doesn't know anything about sex the most experience he has is porn
→ HE WHIMPERS AND CRIES
→ Like I swear he'll be pounding into you and destroying your insides and he's whimpering in your ear, tears streaming down his face as he mumbles stuttered shit like
"puh-please ah~ fuh-fuh-fuh-fuck~ mmnnngg~"
→ he sounds so slutty it's like music
→ TUG ON HIS HAIR HE CAN'T FEEL PAIN BUT HOLY SHIT
→ He let's out the most lewd, toe curling, moan ever
→ LIKE OMFGSSSS
→ peg him
→ please
→ Like doesn't matter you're height put a strap on, press his face into a pillow, he'll be crying and moaning
→ he has a mommy/daddy kink
→ Like y'all will be fucking whether he's riding you're dildo, you're pounding into him, you're riding him or he's pounding the life outta you it'll be little stuttered "muh-mommy~ please~"
→ he stutters so much during sex because of how overwhelmed he is
→ the first time you fuck you've gotta ride him because he's ticcing violently because he's so nervous
→ OMGS WHEN YOU GIVE HIM HEAD
→ He loves it
→Like he's whining, and whimpering
→ he accidentally hurt you once by thrusting too hard into your mouth that now he refuses to take control cause he's terrified if it
→ he's so sweet but also not
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the x male!reader will have some of the same stuff as this because it's the same character
craziest beatle interview ive ever read (playboy)
thinking about neil perry a little bit too much today.
I saw that you were accepting requests and I was wondering if you could write something about best friends’ dads!marauders x reader or something like that?
If not, I completely understand! <3
i've never written bestfriends!dads before so i hope you enjoy it! i didn't know if you wanted me to include peter but the majority of marauders fics leave out peter and i think this concept works better without him. <3
there was a lot of great things about being harry potter's best friend, one of those things happens to be getting to spend time with his hot dad james, completely off limits dad. that doesn't stop you from thinking about how charming he is though.
you've seen photos of james when he were younger and harry is a spitting image of him. now with age he's changed in all the best ways, his hair less messy, neater with slightly having the appearance of being slicked back and with thicker frame glasses. a distinction between him and harry, both younger and older is his build, james being more built with broader shoulders and more muscular.
he's kind and considerate and always calls you 'sweetheart' making you flush and every time leaves you wide eyed. you've never heard him call anyone else sweetheart so it's always leaving you feeling bashful.
james tells you that you can come and visit and stay whenever you want and you're always welcome so whenever you spend time at harry's you also end up seeing his two godfathers who also spend a lot of time there. whenever that happens you are rather reluctant to leave the house, not just enjoying all the company that they deliver but also how attractive they are, just like james.
remus somehow always memorising you. like when he rolls his sleeves up so you can see his arms or how you swear you sometimes see in the corner of your eye glimpses of him looking at your lips while you're talking. his jumpers and cardigans always looking so comfortable and soft, you wonder what they'd look like on you. you think about his sandy hair that covers his eyes and his beautiful hazel eyes that crinkle when he smiles and how he always looks tired and how you'd happily let him rest and sleep on you. he never talks about his work but it must be pretty rough for him to constantly look so tired.
sirius is ruggedly handsome always leaning against walls instead of sitting down, even when a seat is available. leaving you watching longer than you should as you watch his pose and see him stretching causing his tshirt to rise, exposing a bit of his torso. he has his long jet black hair which now has streaks of grey that he constantly runs his hands through.
you're going back into the living room, where everyone is, after you went to the kitchen to get a glass of cold water due to the heat and see sirius moving in a way that momentarily makes you freeze.
"you alright doll?" sirius smirks at you after spotting you. you nod but are unable to stop shifting side to side nervously after being caught, causing him to raise his eyebrow, looking amused as he chuckles at you.
this is the first time any of them has addressed your behaviour towards them but they have all noticed your longing looks and shy glances.
they've all been waiting for the moment to make a move and they're starting to lose their patience. you were none the wiser with their intentions, trying to get you alone, away from your friends and away from harry, asking you personal questions and give you special attention.
"you got a boyfriend or girlfriend doll? sirius asked you out of the blue one day, catching you completely off guard.
you splutter and try to answer while james starts speaking. "you're not dating my harry are you sweetheart?"
"what! of course i'm not! we're just friends." you say probably louder than you should, wanting to defend yourself.
you hear someone coming up behind you, "good." remus clasps your shoulders with his hands, slowly rubbing them and making patterns with his thumbs before he moves away and goes to help sirius with the washing up.
fiddling with your fingers you watch them all clear the table and sort out things that needed to be doing in the house with a small dreamy smile on your face.
i have so much writes block rn
please help ☺️ .