Me If Being Obsessed With Older Men Was Illegal

all i need

so fr .

going through my creepy pasta phase in 2024 like a LOSER

Pls do an NSFW post for rodrick corrupting Jefferson reader. She's so vanilla and i can only wonder what he teaches her behind closed doors

i think i got a little carried away with this so it's all below the cut... whoops

EDIT: i made a full fic version that you can find here

ok so my thing with rodrick is he can be either incredibly dom or incredibly sub, and there's just like no in between. obvi with jefferson!reader, he'd be more dominant bc the jefferson family is a bit of a prim and proper family. you're a good girl.

so why is it turning you on so much when rodrick's fingering you in the back of his van and calling you a dirty girl??

i feel like rodrick would take it slow at first, but after you lose your virginity and get more comfortable with each other, oh boy. theres a lot of degrading praise

"such a good little slut for me" "my perfect dirty girl" "what a fucking whore, you feel so good"

i feel like rodrick would have a dumbification kink or something. being a jefferson, you're pretty smart and are involved with so many extracurriculars and activites. meanwhile, rodrick barely graduated high school and doesn't do much besides hang out with his band. so being able to get you to become a babbling, begging mess under him is a huge accomplishment, and he wants to achieve it every. time.

sometimes you'll get together for music practice (him on drums, you on some kind of classical instrument (violin, cello, piano, etc)) and he'll have you sit on his lap or right next to him. his hands keep ghosting your thighs while you practice.

"nonono, don't focus on me. focus on the music." "you want me to touch you there, sweetie? play that measure again." "don't mess up and i'll let you come, only good girls get to come. you're a good girl, right? yeah you are"

or if he's playing the drums (or maybe teaching you how to play, i think that's a cute thing rodrick would wanna do with his gf), he might have you cockwarm him. your skirt is just barely able to conceal it, and you keep squirming bc rodrick keeps bouncing around while he plays and you just have to sit there and take it. god forbid his mom comes in to check on how you're doing, bc half the time rodrick will strike up a conversation with her just to watch you suffer and try not to break. then when she leaves, he starts teasing you

"such a dirty girl, clenching my cock in front of my mom" "it probably took everything in you to not start riding me, huh?" "you really are just a needy whore, aren't you baby?"

if you're someone who likes academic validation, he will give you that validation!! every B gets you his fingers, every A gets you his cock. but if you ever get a B- or below, it's a ruined orgasm with either a vibrator or slow fingers circling your clit bc "you're better than that baby. you're my good, smart girl, right?"

might have to make an actual fic of this or something, i think i kinda cooked here

hiii pookie!! so i was wondering if you could do the evans if you were like ignoring them for whatever reason. whether it be just being petty or something else. idk just an interesting thought! love you!! 🎀🎀🩷🩷💋💋

𝜗ϱ ┆ GIVING THEM THE COLD SHOULDER .ᐟ

── THE EVANs ‧ h e a d c a n o n s ೃ࿐

ft. tate ‧ kit ‧ kyle ‧ james ‧ kai ‧ austin ‧ peter

⟣ TAGS ‧ SFW | gn! reader | fluff. not proofread

a/n: thx for the request pookie!! i had so much fun writing this, luv you ♡

⟢ 𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐃𝐎𝐍.

very hurt and frustrated like a kicked puppy

follows you around but keeps his distance

stares at you wistfully

will accuse you of becoming distant

kind of manipulative tbh

⟢ 𝐊𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐄𝐑.

hurt but won’t show it

will give you some space at the beginning

quietly reflects on the possible reason behind your sudden aloofness

always trying to be a better partner for you

⟢ pre death .ᐟ 𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑.

lowkey worried that you’re going to break up with him

he’d be on his toes when he’s around you. silently taking note of everything he did and every reaction you gave in response

even his frat brothers could tell something was up, Kyle wasn’t his usual self

he’ll eventually ask you what’s wrong, because he’s big on communication and sees no point in the silent treatment

⟢ 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐇.

clearly affected but tries to hide it

but those who know him could tell that it was eating him alive

brings back bad memories from his time with elizabeth

will try everything, and i mean everything to get back into your good graces

gets liz or iris to give you a “talking to” and gather information

paranoid about you having a new lover

⟢ cult leader .ᐟ 𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍.

being super observant, he’ll immediately notice the sudden shift in your behaviour

feels insulted and deeply betrayed

ignores you like a petty ass bitch

pretends he doesn’t give a fuck (in fact he does give a fuck)

tries to get it out of you via pinky power

⟢ 𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐒.

wouldn’t care in the beginning. you’re probably in a creative funk

when he finally notices, he’ll constantly try to get your attention

like showering you with expensive gifts

or taking you to the bar and singing you “your song” then dragging you into stage with him

⟢ 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐀𝐗𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐅𝐅.

confused and worried, unsure of what he did wrong

he’ll fiddle his hands (or fidget some with some random object) asking you repeatedly if you’re okay and what’s wrong

he’ll make funny faces, tell jokes, and even use his super speed to perform goofy stunts, hoping to make you laugh or at least crack a smile

realising humor isn’t working, he starts bringing you your favourite snacks and little gifts. he’ll leave them in places you’re sure to find, with notes that say things like, “still mad? here’s a bribe :) ”

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