Did Somebody Say Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed To Swear? I Think Somebody Said Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed

Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:

Did Somebody Say Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed To Swear? I Think Somebody Said Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed
Did Somebody Say Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed To Swear? I Think Somebody Said Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed
Did Somebody Say Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed To Swear? I Think Somebody Said Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed
Did Somebody Say Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed To Swear? I Think Somebody Said Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed

The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Did Somebody Say Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed To Swear? I Think Somebody Said Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed
Did Somebody Say Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed To Swear? I Think Somebody Said Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed

The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.

Did Somebody Say Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed To Swear? I Think Somebody Said Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed
Did Somebody Say Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed To Swear? I Think Somebody Said Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed
Did Somebody Say Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed To Swear? I Think Somebody Said Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed

Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.

Did Somebody Say Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed To Swear? I Think Somebody Said Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed
Did Somebody Say Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed To Swear? I Think Somebody Said Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed
Did Somebody Say Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed To Swear? I Think Somebody Said Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed
Did Somebody Say Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed To Swear? I Think Somebody Said Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed

It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.

Did Somebody Say Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed To Swear? I Think Somebody Said Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed
Did Somebody Say Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed To Swear? I Think Somebody Said Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed
Did Somebody Say Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed To Swear? I Think Somebody Said Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed

Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄

Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.

also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh

⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️

Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D

Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.

Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:

Did Somebody Say Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed To Swear? I Think Somebody Said Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed
Did Somebody Say Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed To Swear? I Think Somebody Said Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed
Did Somebody Say Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed To Swear? I Think Somebody Said Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed
Did Somebody Say Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed To Swear? I Think Somebody Said Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed

'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.

you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH

And, finally:

Did Somebody Say Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed To Swear? I Think Somebody Said Bill Shouldn't Be Allowed

lmao this is shit

True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.

Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD

Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D

Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)

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Still Holding On, Thanks to You 💔🍉

Each day we wake up, not knowing what will come next. 25 family members lost, our home destroyed, our future uncertain.

But today, I remind myself—we’re still here. And thanks to the generosity of kind people, we’ve raised $1,580 so far.

It’s not enough to rebuild, but it’s a reminder that people still care. And that means everything.

💙 Please, if you can, help us take the next step. Even a share means the world to us.

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7 months ago

Hello dear .. Please do not ignore our suffering

My name is Salman Helles from the afflicted and massively destroyed Gaza Strip..

My family consists of many children, women and elderly people and we are suffering from horrific tragic conditions .. Our house was bombed in the northern Gaza Strip and we were displaced to the southern Gaza Strip to Deir al-Balah and the family was scattered in tents and shelters in Deir al-Balah .. The conditions are extremely tragic where children suffer from the spread of diseases among them and the elderly and women in my family suffer from miserable conditions ..

Hello Dear .. Please Do Not Ignore Our Suffering
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Hello Dear .. Please Do Not Ignore Our Suffering

There is no water, food or electricity in the Gaza Strip and the treatment is getting worse day after day ..

For more than 330 days we have been oppressed and wronged in the Gaza Strip and we are exposed to violent barbaric bombing ..

We would never ask for help and donations but the miserable conditions in the Gaza Strip forced us to do so ..

Hello Dear .. Please Do Not Ignore Our Suffering
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Donate to Save the family of Salman Hellis from the Gaza Strip, organized by Salman Hellis
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Hello dear .. Please do not ignore our suffering My name is Salman… Salman Hellis needs your support for Save the family of Salman Hellis f

I appeal to the owners of human consciences and free people in this world to provide us with help ..

Your help, no matter how small, means a lot to us because it contributes to saving us and alleviating our suffering ..

Please donate to us or share my campaign On your blog and for your friends

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6 months ago

IMPORTANT update on mohammed's campaign!

mohammed almanasra @save-mohamed-family has unfortunately been having issues with fundraising. his first campaign was shut down by the bank and GFM without him getting any of the money he raised. recently he had some concerns about the person hosting his second campaign because he has only been receiving a small percentage of the funds raised and the host wouldn’t send receipts. he thought it'd be best if we started a new campaign with me hosting it and shut down the old campaign. i'll be organizing this now so hopefully there will be no problems and i can be transparent with him about the finances. also in a stronger currency (USD)

mohammed has been verified by @el-shab-hussein and is on the Vetted Gaza Fundraiser List #192 with this updated link now

Donate to Help Mohammed's Family Escape the Gaza Genocide, organized by S G
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Hi, I'm a grad student in NYC who has been active in Palestine solidarity for a wh… S G needs your support for Help Mohammed's Family Escape

you may have seen my other posts about his campaign, mohammed and i talk frequently and its so awful what he's been through in this genocide:

mohammed lost his mother, father, and four sisters who were killed in a bombing, and is now living in tents with his remaining family members, his wife and three young children. he was seriously injured in his foot and it may need to be amputated, but he told me that hes doesn't care if he loses his foot he just doesn't want to lose his family. his wife has uterine cancer but hasn't been able to get treatment recently because the genocidal israeli army has destroyed health centers. his children are suffering from infectious diseases spreading throughout gaza, and the little medical treatment available is very expensive. here’s a photo of his kids who instead of having a normal childhood have to struggle to survive.

IMPORTANT Update On Mohammed's Campaign!
IMPORTANT Update On Mohammed's Campaign!

they've been displaced recently again, because of the israeli army changing the location of so called 'humanitarian zones,' and every displacement is expensive and exhausting, with no guarantee that where they are forced to move to is actually safe. right now mohammed told me he doesn't have good enough internet to use tumblr unless he goes to a internet hot spot which are often more dangerous because the idf targets people there. he knows it's risky but fundraising online is the only way he can support his family right now.

mohammed has made posts on his blog about their situation and i do encourage you to read his own words, because i am merely summarizing conditions that are far worse than any of us from outside can really comprehend

the pain of losing so many family members, your home, your job, your city, and everything you have is already unimaginable. please dont let him lose any more of his family. donate to this campaign and if you cant, share it with someone who can.

especially if you have a degree of disposable income i implore you to think about what you can reasonably give. it could be relatively small adjustment for you but make a significant difference for someone else. thank you very much everyone who participated already for starting this out with some donations.

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🌍✨ A Voice from Gaza: Fighting for Hope ❤️‍🩹

Hi, my name is Mosab , and I’m from Gaza. Life here has been harder than I could ever imagine, but today I’m sharing my story with hope in my heart, because your kindness has already given us so much strength.

This journey hasn’t been easy. The war has taken 25 family members from us—25 beautiful souls we loved deeply. Their laughter, their presence, their love… all of it is gone, leaving behind memories that are both precious and painful. Every day, I carry the weight of their loss, but I also carry their spirit, which gives me the strength to keep going.

🌍✨ A Voice From Gaza: Fighting For Hope ❤️‍🩹
🌍✨ A Voice From Gaza: Fighting For Hope ❤️‍🩹
🌍✨ A Voice From Gaza: Fighting For Hope ❤️‍🩹

Our Journey So Far

When I first reached out, I couldn’t have imagined we’d make it this far. Your support has been a light in these difficult times, and we are so deeply grateful for every single contribution.

But the road ahead is still challenging. Every day, we’re reminded of how much we’ve lost and how much we still need to rebuild.

Here’s what life in Gaza looks like for my family right now:

🏠 Safety: The uncertainty of tomorrow weighs heavily on us.

😢 Loss: The absence of the 25 family members we’ve lost is a pain we carry every moment.

💔 Dreams on Hold: The future feels so far away when survival takes all our strength.

How You Can Help Us Cross the Finish Line Even the smallest act of kindness can make a difference:

$5 may seem small, but for us, it’s a little relief, a moment of comfort, and a reminder that kindness still exists. ❤️

Can’t donate? Reblog this post to help us reach someone who can. Every share matters more than you know.

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Why Your Support Matters Your kindness isn’t just about helping us meet our goal—it’s about reminding us that we’re not alone in this fight. It’s about hope. It’s about survival. And it’s about giving my family a chance to rebuild our lives, even in the face of unimaginable loss.

Thank you for helping us get this far. Your generosity and compassion have already brought us closer to a better tomorrow, and for that, I’m endlessly grateful.

With all my love and gratitude,

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