My Idea Of A Perfect Date Night...

Happy Holidays!

May all you fellow pervs have a fun holiday, whatever you celebrate! If you don't celebrate anything, then have a happy new year, and enjoy your free day off! Hope you all enjoy unwrapping your presents and wrapping each other!

Seeking

Well, here it is officially. Due to not-fun circumstances, I'm seeking a partner. After browsing dating sites, I'm realizing that those are not my people, but horny Tumblr definitely shares a mindspace with me.

I'm looking for a sub, one interested in a monogamous relationship, or poly if we both agree on bringing the same person in.

My idea of an ideal date... well, that was already mentioned, wasn't it. I'm looking for a person I can share my life with, someone who'd be as interested in bad movies as video games as BDSM.

Though it would take time, I would hope they move in with me at some point, as I enjoy my job and can't really move from my area. I live on the east coast of the US, in the EST time zone. Daylight savings is approaching soon, let night come sooner!

I'm sure it's mostly a standard to be on Tumblr, but to give an idea, my favorite holiday is Halloween (Spooktober best month!), I'm a big ol' card and video game nerd, and an idea of fun is casual kink, something like the sub wears a ball gag while going about her day to day activities.

I will ask, if you're seriously interested, to drop a PM, and ask that we're consistent with communication, as in, no ghosting, please. Despite my love of the spoops, ghosting is not as much fun.

To all those who've read this far and aren't interested, I appreciate your reading, and hope you do find your perfect play partner(s)!

Simply the best to inflict, quickly lets a slave know her place, and helps break her there in the process! Such a convenient kink!

Thank You!

I'm not sure if this fully counts as kink related or other, but thank you Tumblr for letting me be honest with my kinks, and getting embraced by the community on here! May everyone get all your fetishes and desires fulfilled!

Consent is when she is watching you add drugs to her glass and still drinks it like she is taking a shot.

Something I Miss...

I miss having my own subby little slave. Back in the day, when I was working with the girl on becoming a cow, there was little as satisfying as planning a future with her in a completely submissive state, immediately following any order given.

Feels like it's been harder to find those who're willing to submit to a total power exchange relationship, and even harder to find people close by (stupid Bible Belt, place is filled with prudes who think talking about vanilla is super kinky foreplay).

Ah, well, just feels nice to be able to rant. Thanks for coming to my Angry Ted Talk, even if it was just a couple paragraphs of frustration.

Something I Never Understood

A thought I had that I recently got reminded of was of those mid 2010's emo/scene kids. You know the ones, who'd wear black shirts with "obscure" bands, black or blue lipstick, black hair with colored streaks, ripped pants, and spiked collars.

I'm not sure if anyone else had this experience, but most of the time, those kids were purely vanilla, despite being decked out in bondage gear. It's almost funny in how consistent the stereotype was, most of them were just wearing to complete the look, but had no idea of the origin of those collars and cuffs they were wearing, or what those little D-rings were for.

If anyone could please explain, this has always confused my kink-focused brain!

Heh. Heheh. Unsolicited deck pic.

My Introduction

Welp, guess I should describe me, eh?

Just your average pun-loving gaming nerd. Into the card and video games, though focusing a bit more on video at the moment.

I stand at a good 6'3 (short people beware, I use the top shelf!), 350 pounds (actively trying to lose most of the bad heft), and what else... oh, right, I'm a huge sadist.

I'm into a wide variety of kinks, but have a preference for the humiliation kinks (especially exposure or public anything that leads to embarrassment), degradation kinks (self dirty talk or making the sub act in degrading ways), and especially BDSM.

My goal in life is to find a logistical way to keep a victim in perpetual bondage for the rest of their life.

Hard limits to kinks involve the gross bodily fluids like vomit or shit, though watersports may be involved if it works towards humiliation. Also not big on blood anything. VASTLY prefer women, trans males would have to be heavily feminine to catch my eye.

Anyway, feel free to drop a DM if you want to talk about most anything!

Personal Opinion...

I've never thought that having a harem would be especially practical in real life. All that I could end up imagining happening would be a lack of proper attention to anyone within, odds are high a favorite would quickly come about the situation, making things worse for the others involved, and I can't imagine jealousy wouldn't be a massive issue.

Be happy with the person you choose to be with, don't try to get greedy! If you want to include more, make sure it's in everyone's best interests! Poly relationships crumble if not everyone agrees to it, or is fully comfortable.