Shoutout To That Time...

can you please be my father figure? i found you in a comment section ^^ pretty please?

I gotta be honest, I'm a really bad father figure. Never got too much into the whole "daddy" thing, so not sure how much I can really help there.

Happy New Year!

To all the pervs, happy new year! I hope you all find this year very filling! ...er, fulfilling.

I'm not usually the type to rope folks in on it, but I hope you can all whip yourselves into shape with your planned resolutions! Don't worry if they overlap, there's bound to be some repeats, but as long as you can strap yourself on, there's no resolution you can't ride out!

I know my personal resolution is to try to end the year in a fully committed relationship with a sub, one who is living the 24/7 dom/sub lifestyle with me.

To all those looking for your other half, good luck! To those who already found them, have fun!

This dumb cow understands how life should be lived! Why is it so hard to find a sub who'll submit to this fully IRL, not just Tumblr talk?

Kinda wish I had a dom who would control what I eat, what I wear, who I talk to, when I edge, when I cum, what job I have, how I spend my money, when I pee, and what I think… is that too much to ask for ?! 😭😭😭 help! Ugh

literally everything being said at trump’s inauguration:

Seeking

Well, here it is officially. Due to not-fun circumstances, I'm seeking a partner. After browsing dating sites, I'm realizing that those are not my people, but horny Tumblr definitely shares a mindspace with me.

I'm looking for a sub, one interested in a monogamous relationship, or poly if we both agree on bringing the same person in.

My idea of an ideal date... well, that was already mentioned, wasn't it. I'm looking for a person I can share my life with, someone who'd be as interested in bad movies as video games as BDSM.

Though it would take time, I would hope they move in with me at some point, as I enjoy my job and can't really move from my area. I live on the east coast of the US, in the EST time zone. Daylight savings is approaching soon, let night come sooner!

I'm sure it's mostly a standard to be on Tumblr, but to give an idea, my favorite holiday is Halloween (Spooktober best month!), I'm a big ol' card and video game nerd, and an idea of fun is casual kink, something like the sub wears a ball gag while going about her day to day activities.

I will ask, if you're seriously interested, to drop a PM, and ask that we're consistent with communication, as in, no ghosting, please. Despite my love of the spoops, ghosting is not as much fun.

To all those who've read this far and aren't interested, I appreciate your reading, and hope you do find your perfect play partner(s)!

Reblogging as important message is important!

Always remember, you’re not a dom without the subs consent.

If you don’t believe that, you’re just someone on a power trip.

I said what I said.

Thank goodness I'm not the only one! They even spam accounts like mine, who are purely dominant, and even if they were real, wouldn't submit. Wish there was a way to mass block/report those accounts.

Tired of getting messages from so called “Mistresses”. I can’t mark them as SPAM and BLOCK them quick enough.

GIVE THIS A REBLOG and AMEN if you AGREE!!!

@mila-ferrari

How about for the date I wear a teeny tiny bra and thong under a long coat and when you’ve teased me enough we go to the family bathroom lock the door and fuck silly

Barely buttoned up, let people have some bit of a peep show. Otherwise, it's not as useful. And perhaps, or face-fuck you, finish on said face, and continue the date like that.

As an overweight anarchist, I refuse to elaborate the reblog.

In my experience people actually go insane about fat tummy all the time but are afraid to publicly express it so you have to do it for them. Anyways reblog if you would make out with someone’s fat tummy, want someone to make out with your tummy, or if you think the united states needs to violently topple their two party liberal democracy if it wants any hope of progressing further left of neoliberal capitalism

My Introduction

Welp, guess I should describe me, eh?

Just your average pun-loving gaming nerd. Into the card and video games, though focusing a bit more on video at the moment.

I stand at a good 6'3 (short people beware, I use the top shelf!), 350 pounds (actively trying to lose most of the bad heft), and what else... oh, right, I'm a huge sadist.

I'm into a wide variety of kinks, but have a preference for the humiliation kinks (especially exposure or public anything that leads to embarrassment), degradation kinks (self dirty talk or making the sub act in degrading ways), and especially BDSM.

My goal in life is to find a logistical way to keep a victim in perpetual bondage for the rest of their life.

Hard limits to kinks involve the gross bodily fluids like vomit or shit, though watersports may be involved if it works towards humiliation. Also not big on blood anything. VASTLY prefer women, trans males would have to be heavily feminine to catch my eye.

Anyway, feel free to drop a DM if you want to talk about most anything!