Good Teases Are So Underrated

If a man is frustrated or stressed out, show him your tits and ask him to grope you. Your boobs are perfect stress relief toys, just as you are.

💚💦All you have to do is ask!

Would you be happy or upset if you were bred pregnant by a man other than your fiancé?

That sounds like the perfect way to start my first pregnancy

To have my husband watch me get impregnated on our wedding night by someone and not be able to fuck me for 9 months after that

Oh he’d be in his hay day and so would I

Wives are hotter for sharing their breasts

This has always sounded like a fun game to play. Especially if the person you're calling knows about your kinks and degrades you while they can hear your ass taking cock.

My cock in your ass while I make you call your friends and family to talk about your day.

Groping is a compliment

@volleyballslut is this the type of hypno that you like?

Counting Her to Pleasure

She's hypnotized to feel a building pleasure when I count from 1 to 10.

What's also hot is when you find out your wife's best friend gets just as turned on by her pregnant body as you do. With pregnancy causing her sex drive to go off the charts, your wife finds out she's actually bi and you start having threesomes with her best friend.

"Well... I guess soon enough I won't be getting up, this is getting too heavy to walk around and I'm barely on my third trimester"

"Just sitting up is a work out now! Why is it so hard to walk to the kitchen and get something to eat?! Why can't you just bring me breakfast in bed?"

"Let's just leave me in bed from now on, it's too heavy anyways... and ngl it's becoming a huge turn on just to look down"

"I can feel myself getting wet just from not seeing my feet~ come on.. mommy needs some loving from you~"

What some women want after they see a man with a wedding ring on