All These Fucking Fools On My Dashboard Talk About How They Love Bats But Only Show Pictures Of Fruit

The big bad of Final Fantasy XV

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Ardyn Izunia - Wikipedia

A man whose flawless charming and suave troll personality is belied by the sheer *tragedy* of cosmic hell he got put thru that its a miracle he can even fake a smile

Unfortunately, Jaune's now in the camp of cosmic plaything.....I believe I hear sauve man named Ardyn Izunia welcome him into the group.

Who the shit is that

This so wholesome.~

There needs to be... More wholesome Schneebling headcanons!!

Every Schnee child has their own favorite drink. weiss LOVES hot cocoa with marshmallows,

winter drinks 5 cups of black coffee a day (she says it's black coffee but she secret adds 10 packs of sugar when nobodys looking),

whitley is convinced that tea solves all issues (depressed?? Drink tea. Heartbroken?? Drink tea. Your family is falling apart?? Drink tea).

winter used to dote so hard on whitley when he was still a small child. If Toddler Whitley is not within her line of sight for 5 seconds then he must have fallen of a ledge or smthn. Cue 12 year old winter freaking out because ohmygodwhitleyisgonewhereishe and willow just silently smiling

If Toddler Whitley wanted you to carry him, you had to. Even Jacques. He didn't take no for an answer.

Everyday willow would take the schneeblings out to her garden to eat lunch. Picnic blanket and everything.

Willow would pick flowers out of her garden and teach them how to make flower crowns. Winter saw it as a waste of time but she took part in it because she saw how much Weiss and Whitley loved it.

All the schneeblings spent at most the first 5 years of their life not able to fall asleep without hugging one of willow's summons like a teddy bear.

While weiss did ballet, winter did gymnastics before running away to atlas academy (at some point she was the 4th consecutive atlas wide gymnastics champion baybe!!), and whitley did (and still does) figure skating. They're all just very very talented.

None of them have ever really been a relationship, but all three of them secretly hope that one day they'll fall in love with someone

They've all had crushes in the past, but winter is the most mature about it because pRoFeSsIonAlisM while weiss just tends to be very tsundere but caring. Whitley is just a blushing disaster.

whitley snorts when he laughs, which is a major insecurity of his, so winter and weiss make it a point to never bring attention to it (even in the present time). Willow always tells him that it's cute, but he never believed her. Jacques says that he sounds like a pig. Sorry I had to do it.

None of them have a knack for art. The best any of them can do are stick figures.

Willow had a different way of showing affect for each of her children when they were still young. She would give winter an exaggerated smooch on the cheek to embarrass her, weiss a small soft peck on the forehead, and whitley multiple tiny kisses on his nose.

Winter actually insisted on teaching whitley some self defense and he hesitantly let her teach him a few things. And no, this wasn't just an excuse for winter to flip him over her shoulder a few times

Weiss got involved too but Whitely quit when they started to complete in how long either of them could hold up Whitley the longest bridal style

Given how isolated they were, they only has each other for the longest time... meaning that all of them have some very very embarrassing stories about each other.

Please please feel free to add more!!!!! We all need some Schneebling wholesomeness before it goes down for real ಥ‿ಥ

I love this! And if would make perfect sense if this were the case; the Gelfling are the race "closest to Thra", so being a land of magic and wonder the Seven clans could have slowly evolved to take on traits that made them more adapted to their environment.

been thinking about animal inspired gelfling clans:

vapra - reindeer

sifa - otter

drenchen - crocodile & amphibian

stonewood - deer

grottan - bat

dousan - cheetah

spriton - hare

A four-plus year journey into a frozen hell at the beck and call of a pompous moron will give anybody "f*ck it, we ball" energy

Nasha discover her boyfriend has two living clones which means he’s at risk of BEING KILLED FOREVER and her first reaction is to get freaky with it…. You gotta respect it 🙂‍↔️

🤣🤣🤣

Beauty is evil 😠... Unless it's Arya, Lyanna, or Daenerys.

Ugliness is inherently good 😍... Unless it's Tyrion Lannister, Sandor Clegane, Rorge, Biter, Ramsay Bolton, Roose Bolton, Walder Frey, every Frey...

*deep breath*

...Chett, Pyat Pree, Lady Stoneheart, Jorah Mormont, Janos Slynt, Weese, Craster, Amory Lorch, Illyrio Mopats, Kraznys mo Nakloz...

*deep breath*

...Aerys II Targaryen, Selyse Baratheon, Aegon the Unwor-

Okay I would never smoke but they Did kinda go off with the aesthetics

I *thought* he looked familiar! Well, I've had worse excuses to see movies twice in theaters + string together a double feature

If I had a nickel for every science fiction/comedy movie Stephen Park was in in 2025 I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it is funny it happened twice

(Head of security in Mickey 17 and medical lead in Death of a Unicorn)

Look at this distinguished gentleman. Look at the way he is reading the paper, mmmyessh, very distinguished.

COS Edward, for @suiilee ,for no particular reason. With glasses, also for no reason, I just like to give people glasses. @suiilee you keep reminding me of COS, I will need to watch it again soon. I remember when the movie first came out I loved that he had a pony tail - that was before he had one in the manga. Those were the days, eh? P.S. get sticker here

Thank goodness, I'm not the only one who thought they were similar! 🥰

The creatures in Mickey 17 reminded me of the bug creatures in Nausicaa!

I want five! All with color changing LED lights!

This is why I say to shop children’s depts. Where else can you get a cool pink flying saucer chandelier? 

And, it comes in blue, gray and dark green to match any decor.

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