Please Can That Happen

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I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it

Imagine JackieBoyMan being Chase’s kids uncle. Imagine his coming to visit the family every few weekends, even after Chase left, just to check on how Stacey’s coping and to play with the kids. Imagine the kids looking up to Jackie as a real super hero, and feeling inspired to be their own super heroes, making their own super hero costumes, with cut out cloth masks, tying their hoodies around their shoulders like capes, wearing wellington boots and winter gloves as Power Boots and Gloves.  Imagine Jackie ‘training’ them, teaching them self defence fighting moves, telling them to always call out their ‘battle cry’ for help whenever a bad guy approaches them in a public place, teaching them basic first aid like stopping bleeding out and how to deal with wounds.  Imagine Uncle Jackie telling the kids that he’s not always going to be ready to save the day, and that they have the power to save the day, in small ways, even if it’s only saving their home and their family. After that, Jackie isn’t seen again. Imagine Chase’s kids finally feeling they can save the world, so they start small. They help out when their mom needs to clean up around the house. They wait by the crossing outside their house to make sure people look before crossing the street. They make sure the cats don’t go anywhere near the tree where a bird has a nest of chicks to looks after. They go to comfort their mom when she has another night spent crying in the lounge.  Imagine one night they decide to finally defeat the monster under their bed. The monster that giggles at them in the night. The monster that caused their parents to split up. The monster that pretends to be their dad.  They finally follow where the monster goes. They crawl under the bed and see a small gap, just big enough to pass through. They end up in a place of nothing but black and red. They hear their dad screaming. They run to him.  Imagine Chase curling in on himself, covering his bleeding ears with his shaking hands, tears streaming from his face. Around him the monster dances over him, swiping a knife at him and laughing as Chase dodges it while shrieking in fear. The monster mocks him, teases him, giggles like a menacing child, repeating the horrible things Chase had said to the ones he loved in anger, perfectly mimicking his voice. Chase can’t take anymore. Nothing was going to save him. Imagine Chase suddenly hearing the triumphant battle cries of his kids as they charge and push the monster away, the monster staggers back in confusion, dropping it’s knife in the process, which the kids kick away. Chase looks up to see his kids, dressed in their make-shift super hero costumes, standing between himself and the monster, staring the monster down. They announce their victory over the monster, saying it doesn’t scare them anymore, and they are more than ready to save their dad whenever he falls into trouble from that point on.  Imagine the monster shaking in rage, as it realises that even with the super hero gone there’s always going to be someone in its way, someone to stop its plans, someone to cut the strings off its puppets. It disappears into the darkness and doesn’t come back.  Imagine the kids helping their dad up and leading him out to the red and black nightmare. They pass back into reality at Chase’s flat and they make sure their dad gets to his bed and is comfortable, before leaving to go back to their own beds at home.  Imagine the kids waking up to find themselves still under their beds, as if it was all a dream. They go about their day slightly unsure if it was real or not, until their dad comes around to visit and passes them something; one of their cut-out masks, that he said he found on the floor of his bedroom. They all gather in a big hug as Chase says:  “You’re my heroes.” 

Tease

San Choi decides to have some fun with you

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You felt heavy breathing on your neck. He pressed himself against you arms going around your body one settling on your hip and the other on your throat. You could feel him hard through his pants aching for your touch. He rests his head by your ear and lowly growls as he rolls his hips forward.

His hands slid under your shirt gently exploring your body his heavy breaths close to your ear and his hand around your throat squeezing.

You whined against him but he only rolled his hips into yours again. He flipped you around and pined you to a wall, your hands above you held in one of his. Your lips were captured in a heated kiss as he pressed himself flush against you letting you feel his arousal. He grinned at you with a glint in his eye as he eased himself out of his pants. He pushed you down until you were kneeling before him he leaned over you and looked down "come on get to it kitten" he said with a smirk and a purr in his voice.

Demolition Lovers - My Chemical Romance

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When life gives you lemons....

I'm starting to feel a little bit Ancient™ in the Markiplier fandom, so reblog if you remember any of these

Tiny Box Tim Press B to Blow Lucky Flannel Herb Lore Unnecessary Censorship “BITCH IM FABULOUS!!!” Drunk Minecraft The Fish Cone “Ass-blasting bitchaloid” The original Darkiplier videos (like Be Still)

Mark first adopting Chica Stone face Tyler (aka the first video Tyler was in) Mark first dyeing his hair pink for charity Mark moving in with the Cyndago guys

Feel free to add others if you guys think of any!!

(P.S. I’m in no way trying to say that you’re not a “true fan” or something stupid like that if you don’t know all these references/didn’t see all these vids when they first came out. I’m just still feeling nostalgic after seeing Mark on tour and felt like taking a walk down memory lane.

@xxmoonlight-majestyxx here ye go :D

d r i p d r o p

imagine Dr. Iplier just doing regular doctor things tho

somehow host gets a golf ball stuck in one of his empty sockets and doc’s trying not to laugh his ass off as he gets it out

doc scolding king of the squirrels after he almost choked on peanuts for the fifth time that week

wilf asking doc the best way to dispose of a body

and eventually doc just gets really pissed and dumps them all off on schneeplestein

schneep loves doc but doc hates him

doc gets tired of taking care of KOTS so he dumps him on schneep and comes back to find schneep trying to replace all of his bodily fluids with peanut butter

and of course doc immediately decides never to entrust schneep with anyone ever

doc having to drag schneep away from yan after he offered to give yan some “upgrades” that senpai might like

antis neck wound keeps getting bigger to the point that he just walks into docs office literally holding his head in his hands just like please help

doc doing doc things