Call This The Whoopsie AU (it's Barely An AU)

I'd take him on a road trip.

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

Nope, not risking angering Madame Zeroni.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

The bread has been reblogged and nobody can stop me.

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

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Reblog if you're comfortable receiving crabs on Crab Day (July 29th) so all your beloved followers know who they can comfortably crab on crab day (July 29th) without feeling nervous about crabbing someone 9n Crab Day (July 29th).

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Only when my mom makes it. Everyone else makes it wrong.

does anyone on this site enjoy Banana Bread?

I have nothing to lose to reblog this fellow.

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

Gonna reblog this because I am not Amanda- and this is a relic I don't want to lose.

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

the turkey swiss on rye incident

It won't hurt to see if I'm actually being followed, will it?

I want to _____ you.

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..