Dropkicks Him Down The Stairs Affectionately

Now that's just mean.

Sorry babe I'm pondering my orb this weekend. You know how it is

Reblogging for what handful of humans do follow me.

youtube is pulling this bullshit again

praying for the firefox gods to save me once more...

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

i wanna talk about this shot

Tumblr is still alive and kicking folks.

Excuse Me, What The Fuck?

You can have your reblog-

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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Reblog if you're comfortable receiving crabs on Crab Day (July 29th) so all your beloved followers know who they can comfortably crab on crab day (July 29th) without feeling nervous about crabbing someone 9n Crab Day (July 29th).

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A very nice poem.

this is a poem

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.