Sometimes, I Wish I Could Do This

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

It's... June?

Nope, not risking angering Madame Zeroni.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

This is amazing. Will make sure it is not lost to time.

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

Reblogging to save a cat.

PSA: BAD LITTERBOX

i don't usually make posts like this, but this is a truly upsetting topic to me as a lifelong cat owner, so i feel i have a duty to share my knowledge with others.

there is a type of automatic litterbox for cats being sold that is EXTREMELY dangerous and has killed numerous cats through blunt force trauma, suffocation, etc. this litterbox is being sold under different brand names and logos, so i will include the picture of the model and two links to informational videos with more evidence and eloquence than i am able to provide.

please consider not having this type of litterbox in your home for your furry friends. me and my 16 year old tortie, puddy, want the best for all your kitty friends

image of litterbox below:

here are my two video links that provide proof and testimonials of this harmful product:

This Scam is Killing Cats by penguinz0

The DEADLY self-cleaning litter boxes that have flooded the market by One Man Five Cats

There are a few things on this site that make me actually pause.

Somehow, every single time the post uwuifier has been there

sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared

[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]

Cool snek, will reblog when I next see her in 312 years.

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

I stole them from the president

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Alright let’s get this over with