Mattdanerd - My (not-so) Empty Thoughts

My answer is running a cult, ritual sacrifices, and lots of violent crimes.

duality of man

This is a mood that resonates deeply with me.

random internet person: i dont think this is a spoiler, so ill post it without a warning

post: *is literally a screenshot from a new season*

me:

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Reblog if you're comfortable receiving crabs on Crab Day (July 29th) so all your beloved followers know who they can comfortably crab on crab day (July 29th) without feeling nervous about crabbing someone 9n Crab Day (July 29th).

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You can have your reblog-

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Alright let’s get this over with

Holy crap. That's not something I ever thought about.

honestly tho that scene in the incredibles where mr. incredible sees the names of all the old super heroes that used to be his friends / that he knew from Back in the Day and how every one of them has been killed by syndrome is such a chilling scene for so many reasons 

like for one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has been killed on the same island he’s at now and two, its heartbreaking bc that means that almost every hero wanted to try out being a hero again despite the laws against it and wanted to try and help someone out and relive their glory days, only to be straight up murdered like fuck that scene is just so fuckin intense

Nope, not risking angering Madame Zeroni.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Unlike the previous post, this is one I actually regret reading. However, I am invested.

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

Evolution works in mysterious ways

So there are several species of frogs that have evolved to be so small that their vestibular balance system doesn't work well and I'm sorry but it's the funniest thing to watch them try to jump.

A very nice poem.

this is a poem