Man I Have GOT To Do This Thing. *doesnt Do It*

The wisdom

got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

Good advice plus broke notes.

the notes are broken 😂

Continue✨ Keep going✨

Don’t mind me- just making sure this stays in Tumblr’s post rotation for all time. What a wonderful group that more people need to know about!

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Holy crap. That's not something I ever thought about.

honestly tho that scene in the incredibles where mr. incredible sees the names of all the old super heroes that used to be his friends / that he knew from Back in the Day and how every one of them has been killed by syndrome is such a chilling scene for so many reasons 

like for one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has been killed on the same island he’s at now and two, its heartbreaking bc that means that almost every hero wanted to try out being a hero again despite the laws against it and wanted to try and help someone out and relive their glory days, only to be straight up murdered like fuck that scene is just so fuckin intense

This is beautiful.

A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.

Get grackled, fools.

i wanna talk about this shot

I'd never expected this to hit my dash in the year of 2024.

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?