Congrats :D

Guys it’s getting bad again of course I’ll never leave my bbgirl Din but a new competitor has entered the arena and he’s just so 😭🖤🫶🥹

He is beauty,  He is grace, “Shit! This isn’t the right place“

Now THIS.. is an exit!

“but gay people didn’t exist in the 80s”

yes, you’re right, we all just collectively spawned out of nowhere in 2004 with the release of toxic by britney spears

*Eddie holding a rock in his hands*

DUSTIN: That’s a pretty rock

EDDIE: *smiling proudly* Y/n gave it to me!

Y/N: I threw it at you.

EDDIE: They’re so sweet!

My ULT bias of 3-4+ years bro

"i'm not a sub but-" famous last words

It’s the truth I swear 😭😭😭😭

Mystery solved

Jack asking the real question

Eddie: "It's really muggy out today"

You: "I swear to God if I go outside and all our mugs are on the lawn, I'm leaving you."

Eddie: *sips coffee from a bowl*

But can a cis guy do THIS?

*drops pants. My dick just fucking flops onto the floor and bounces away*

I’m in love with Rapunzel, but a man. sooo story of my life? he’s lovely. my princess