men i would trust with my drink
1. karl agathon
Y/N: Thena, it’s really muggy out today.
Thena: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the ground, I’m breaking up with you.
Y/N: *sips tea from a pan*
when it’s cold outside
Why me
Jeongin: See you later, alligator!
Seungmin: *without hesitation* see you in a bit, you piece of shit.
Jeongin: *large gasp* CHAN HYUNG!
My ADHD -
My Autism -
Pls it’s been years and I still don’t know if this was alli or not
Me, feeling up her lumpy-ass phone case: “Why the hell is this thing lumpy?” Her: “I have twenty one dollars in there” Me: “Twenty one dollars to pay for your missing car radio?” Her: (Eyes widen) Her: “Twenty one dollars because I have Cancer” (We literally continue making references until I come up with the kicker) Me: “Twenty one dollars becAUSE I CAN’T AFFORD A HOUSE MADE OF FUCKING GOLD, MOM” Her: (She laughs) Me, sliding underneath my desk while dying laughing: “I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE MY DESCENT INTO HELL”
I feel like I just watched a man go through the 5 stages of grief