So... I Think I Can Say I'm Obsessed With The Moon Knight Series. And Of Course I Love Our Bird Man Khonsu

So... I think I can say I'm obsessed with the Moon Knight series. And of course I love our bird man Khonsu very very much. So I was thinking how he would react with a Y/n who is short and aggressive (yeah that's me in general) . So here is some good kinda shit I was daydreaming about.

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* y/n waking up next to Steven *

*seeing Khonshu at the corner*

Y/n: Steven?

Steven: What?

Y/n: There is a big ass white pigeon in the room.

Khonshu: How dare you, you useless human being.

*y/n getting up and pick up the broomstick*

Steven: Y/n....please don't.

*y/n trying to hit Khonshu with the broom*

Y/n: Get the hell out of here you big ass bird.

*Khonshu looking at Y/n*

Khonshu: I'm having enough of these humans.

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* Marc trying to find Y/n*

Marc: I don't mind if you help me you know.

Khonshu: I'm enjoying the peace and silence.

Marc: Y/n is missing. Steven is gonna get a heart attack.

Khonshu: Do not worry. When the useless worm gets back the small human is gonna be here too.

* Marc getting suspicious*

Marc: Khonshu... What have you done?

Khonshu: Nothing. Just give some high experience to the little one.

* Y/n on the highest self in Stevens home trying to get down and not to die*

Marc: You are the worst.

Khonshu: She wanted to be taller. I helped her.

Y/n: GET ME DOWN YOU ALBINO CHICKEN!

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Layla: So... How is your relationship going with Khonshu?

Y/n: You know. Sometimes I feel like we are bonding. Like speaking of Egyptian culture, reading hieroglyphics, watching the moon and stuff like that.

Layla: oh that's kinda cute.

Y/n: yeah. But sometimes when I looking out of the window i feel this little wind. And the next moment I nearly fell out of that said window.

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*Marc and Steven having an argument*

*y/n walking in the room*

Y/n: what the hell is happening here?

Marc: who is more handsome?

Y/n: what?

Marc: who is more handsome? Steven or me?

*y/n looking at Marc with disbelief in their eyes*

Y/n: Khonshu.

*Marc, Steven and Khonshu speechless*

Y/n: you wanted an answer, I gave you one. Peace out guys.

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Steven: y/n, can you help me with this?

Y/n: of course. What's the problem?

Steven: I wanna practice a little self defense. Give me some advise how to do it please.

Y/n: Kill them.

Steven: pardon me, what?

Y/n: BREAK THEIR WINDPIPE!

Steven: KHONSHU! DON'T TEACH THEM THINGS LIKE THAT!

Khonshu: I'm really proud of you small one.

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And the last one is a fan fiction kinda thing. I just really like the idea how I would behave as Khonshu's avatar. So here we go!

" I have chosen you, to be my avatar. "

"Am, okay. "

"You will kill our enemies and be my loyal soldier. "

"Ahm... Excuse me but nope. I can't do that. "

"What? "

"I say I can't do that. You can use my body if you want (😏) but I don't do those kind of things. "

"Why? You afraid of the death or blood? You don't dare to dirt your hands? "

"Oh none of that. "

"Then what?! "

"I'm a lazy person. I'm not gonna running around and killing people. My favorite series starts at 5. Wanna join. "

"... "

"... "

" You stupid little worm. "

*stands up and getting the broomstick*

" Did you just call me little you fucking white pigeon man? I'm gonna send you back to hell bird bitch."

*Khonsu impressed but scared*

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(Yeah... I like broomstick....)