Ok But What If Like. Werewolves Transform Under The Full Moon But Theres Just This One And By Day Hes

my grandparents have to lock their car doors when they go to sunday mass because people have been breaking in to unlocked cars and leaving entire piles of zucchini

reblog if you're a lil ugly and you fall in love with anyone who's kinda nice to you

Costume. Chitons.

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

The fact that nobody is talking about Secret’s new commercials pisses me off

Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore

Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:

reblog if you are...disgusted

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My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.