Is This Trend Dead Yet Lmfao

Being a woman is fucking wild man, like one second you’re hating the way women are described in books written by men and the next second you’re looking down and realizing Damn my breasts do be boobing boobily

Hey so I’m a semi-new Gravity falls fan who’s really new to the decoding stuff. I’ve just gotten the Lost Legends book (and Journal 3 and Mabel’s bedtime stories) and have somehow found the Shmebulock website

Disney Partners

Shmeb You Unlocked - Disney Partners

Shmeb You Unlocked - Disney Partners

But like. I don’t know how to decode the little messages at the ends of the pages

Anti-Mabel page’s:

ABEM VEH HIM NFBL-FRZM QF S DHVH DPTVLM SYADMM FICDVN KIW JZQVTNFT “JRDQHZN WO GBMZVIUT” UW CWWSPN KIQYW BKIH GMMRH. PH MB JFZL TWUMWU.

Shmebulock page’s:

BUW BUYN AFIAAVJ SO GIURTCOSLY: TCPZ PRVACSA ZWV HRMISM. ODQQH DBJDRJAH PJIHPVFO. RRUM DCEW? SLRMBFAF.

Does anyone have any pointers or tips or like. Would be willing to help lol

Wreck havoc, pasta (accurate)

No power and I’m literally MELTING.

So uh. Asks and commissions will be temporarily closed lmao.

Reblog if you want one of these in your ask box:

•A compliment

•A story

•Why you follow me

•A cute message

•One thing you want to tell me

•One thing you want to know about me

If spaghetti had bones

…wait that’s just uncooked spaghetti

Bone spaghetti.

... oh?

Woo!! Major test completed, three day weekend here I come >:)

Just came back from San Antonio’s Superhero Con!! 💙

I gots a bunch of rocks :)

oh god Ive gotten too comfortable, i need to chill with the posts lmao