Maximum-offense - Like A FOOL!!

He hisses like "gfd i didn't think this through"

he slapped his fat noodle body on the floor like a wet summer sausage 

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

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This dog deserves many awards.... and spoonfuls of peanut butter...

IT WAS HIS HAT, MR. KRABS.

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Fuck-Shit

...good.

i spent more time on this than i wanna admit

Screams of war