person on reddit, a site where the visibility of all posts and comments is controlled by how many people agree with it: “tumblr is an echo chamber”
Your a fucking freak. A spoiled fat lazy freak. Try being what you are around muslims or your precious immigrants. You'd be beaten,raped or killed. Trying living here in europe dealing with these god damn animals every day with the prospect of even more of these assholes. You fucking retarded brats make me sick.
2/10. suggestions for improving your future hate messages:
calling someone a “fat, lazy freak” isn’t super effective if they are fully aware they are all three of those things
try appealing to my fears instead of yours. for example: darkness, slowly dying because I’m unable to find employment
dude, there’s plenty of “god damn animals” over here in america too! we colonized the place centuries ago! next time, do your research
combining personal attacks with feigned concern about What They’d Do To Me doesn’t work too well. pick one point and develop it further.
it’s okay, champ! you’ll get me next time!
salmon: smoked
magic deck: shuffled
dick: out
If you close your eyes just as it crashes, your brain is tricked into thinking you’ve actually died for a second, thus relaxing you.
*・゜゚・* LoversOfLemonade’s blog giveaway! *・゜゚・*
I’ve been running this amazing blog for a while and up until recently I’ve realized lemonade wasn’t my calling — it’s limeade. i’m kidding i’m just too lazy to run this blog. fuck limeade
Rules:
Must be following my main blog(shameless self promo)
Must reblog this post to enter, likes do not count
Be active! You will have 2.6k followers who love lemonade to their heart’s content. don’t let ‘em down
I will message the winner and inform them on how to hand this wonderful blog over. Deadline is April 12th so reblog to enter for a chance to win!
BTW unfollow me you worthless piece of shit
guess who got his first inexplicable neofascist follower, friends
separation of snurch and snate
every wikipedia entry for a comic book character is like
Classic Era: Professor Two-Apes was created when a bored alien glued two gorillas together with a magic rock. He later turned to evil when a colleague took credit for his research. In his debut appearance, Professor Two-Apes turned the Eiffel Tower into a banana.
Modern Era: Tu-Apes was the result of years of painful animal experimentation. He killed the doctor who created him, stole the blood-stained diploma off his wall, and now wears it around his neck. In the Conflagration crossover event, he was seen being beaten to death with one of his own spines. He was later resurrected by Satanists and currently suffers from a debilitating heroin addiction.
Really nice recipes. Every hour.
Show me what you cooked!
I forgot there’s a musician named Shamir and briefly got excited assuming tumblr allows me to question a stone-eating worm from Jewish folklore
I'm not going to follow you back and I only post content here by accident, what the heck are you doing
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