I Think I Somehow Got An Influx Of Followers By Accidentally Offending Someone I Respect???

honestly? whenever i design an alien i totally get why people have the urge to just slap some tits on a bug and call it an alien. any further than that and you feel obligated to write an entire hypothetical evolutionary history 

a gaulish gigolo named Soukindix

#or at first they assumed they were magical items like the mirror or pillow #now im thinkin abt pearl grabbing a ring and asking 'ok this is pretty but what are its stats '#'im sorry?' #'what abilities does the ring possess flesh vessel'

What if the Gems walked into a jewelry store?

i think at this point the gems would come to terms with humans using items reminiscent of the slaughtered remains of their comrades as accessories 

reminder that i don’t use this blog (intentionally) anymore and that u should follow @maxiesatanofficial instead

periodical reminder that this is not the blog I use and in fact to keep up with the latest Communism Memes you should follow transmemesatan w/o the 5

I used to use “i-dont-use-this-blog-now” but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people’s tags so honestly,

Owl at Home by Arnold Lobel ( 1975)

Man I wish “obnoxious gamer bro” still meant someone with two pairs of sunglasses who skateboarded everywhere but now it just means someone who loves anime porn and neo-nazi propaganda

reminder that i don’t use this blog (intentionally) anymore and that u should follow @maxiesatanofficial instead

Reminder that I post things on glory-to-cobrastan and by only following me here YOU'RE LETTING THE LIZARDFOLK WIN