I Would Like To Thank My Good Friend Nopholom Who Inspired This Amazing Joke

"who's got the laser pointer now, bitches"

ok I am breaking my promise but just because

what the fuck

moonfire is the spell that looks like an orbital laser cannon

this allows you to play as a laser cat

so i forget which blog is your main blog or like whats the deal

Maxiesatanunofficial is my main blog but due to Reasons I do all my real blogging from maxiesatanofficial. If it were possible to switch primary blog I’d have done so long, long ago.

@support I recognize that this might actually be a pretty tricky problem to solve but if you ever get the chance, help a girl out 👀

why not change this blog to So-says-mister-stewart I mean what if someone else wants i-dont-use-this-blog-now as their url

1) why the hell would anyone want that url if they plan to use it

2) mainly because I've posted like 99.9% of all my posts to so-says-mister-stewart and it'd be weird if I changed that now

*uses [Mirror Image] to create an illusory duplicate of my blog, dispelling all magic and confusing my followers*

*casts [Chain Lightning] onto my blog so it does light nature damage to all of my followers*

reblog if vidalia/amethyst is canon

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who are you i dont remember following this

ahahaha. i've owned the great officialunitedstates dot tumblr dot com at last

stop following this blog you butts i thought changing the name would make it clear

follow so-says-mister-stewart instead blugh

DID YOU MAKE THE POST ABOUT HOW SHITTY SWORDS ARE?

Technically I posted it on my sideblog glory-to-cobrastan originally but yeah

Am I tumblr famous yet

Whats ur fursona

e: Whoa WHAT OH NO THIS ISN'T THE BLOG I USE

I'VE BEEN TROLLED