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Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

i don’t understand how pigeons, the most domestic birds ever, are seen as weird birds to have as pets but fucking PARROTS are seen as normal. i am completely calm and chill right now not an ounce upset btw

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Being a woman in the olden days must’ve been so cool!!

i wanna get pulled offstage by a comically long hook does anyone know where i can apply for this

“what’s your aesthetic” it’s super niche actually it’s called clothes i like. hope this helps

everyone shut up and look at this

Star Catcher ☄️✨

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I entertained the thought of them visiting Hokkaido together (and sank into a pit of self-induced despair 🥲)

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