Happy New Year!

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i don’t understand how pigeons, the most domestic birds ever, are seen as weird birds to have as pets but fucking PARROTS are seen as normal. i am completely calm and chill right now not an ounce upset btw

been gettign really into blankie lately

i wanna get pulled offstage by a comically long hook does anyone know where i can apply for this

“what’s your aesthetic” it’s super niche actually it’s called clothes i like. hope this helps

i love you vaccines i love you research i love you reading the book instead of having chatgpt summarize it i love you critically thinking rather than reacting to a headline i love you investigating the source material i love you science i love you math even though you are personally my enemy (math/yn slowburn) i love you writing even though you try to stab me a lot i love you Experts in Your Field i love you Using The Brain

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AKIANGEL STANS WIN TODAY ♡

I love scam calls that are easily verifiably false. “Your mortgage is about to default.” Cool 👍 I don’t have one of those