Kidnapper: We have your mate derek: Unless stiles admits that I won that game of Monopoly, you can keep him Kidnapper: Wha- stiles, in the background: Fuck you, Hale!
I don't know who the fuck censored "hell" in that last image, but it sure as shit wasn't me. What is this, 3rd grade internet?
me: hey remember that silly werewolf show that you liked when you a weird little teenager? y'know what'd be funny, if you rewatched-
*gets shot by the hyperfixation beam*
...ah damnit
Long time no see.
Derek: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake. Isaac: ...You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Stiles. Derek, pointing his hot glue gun towards Isaac: You’re on thin fucking ice.
*holding you close as you bleed out*
Yeah man... it was a good bit... it was a really good bit... really funny....
*menacingly cracks sternocostal joints at enemies*
Stiles was speechless for the first time in his life.
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