Being A Secret Agent Means Lots Of Scars. But It’s Ok Because Scars Actually Make You Cooler

“Twilight is so good with kids” well uh, to be honest he actually just spends his entire game getting hilariously bullied by a merciless gang of small children who have no right to be that savage

Thinking about how funny it would be if the chain™ keeps putting fairies in jars like in the games

And then Wars, who's been in a jar before, just goes around at night freeing all the fairies and hiding them in his scarf

Everyone keeps wondering where tf their fairies go until he gets one too many and his scarf just glows in various places

Time absolutely knows but doesn't do anything about it because he knows about the Jar (he still finds it funny)

Wars' jar trauma so real tbh

but i do believe that, even if he sympathizes with the fairies and knows about the Horrors of being in a jar, he's too practical and also too much of a tactician to set free a bunch of fairies they most probably will need in case someone gets hurt

he probably slips some nice treats inside the jars for the fairies and apologizes to them, but i can't see him setting them free just because if it means losing their healing later 😅

but the mental image of wars having a bunch of fairies hidden in his scarf is cute, yes!!!

@boiling-with-rage

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Victor: [sneezes like, one time] Hop: [immediately wraps him up in a big scarf and cozy jacket and blanket and fetches some hot soup]

maybe if i imagine the character all my problems will be solved

…oh my god

End-of-Splatoon thoughts.

Thinking about how since the very start, Splatoon has had a feature where players can draw and post artwork and spot them as graffiti on walls or billboards. Or how the weapons have always been paint brushes and rollers and ballpoint pens. Since its inception, Splatoon has been dedicated to engaging its players with the act of creation and creative expression, showing them how their art can build communities and (literally) change the world.

Thinking about finding golden human-made music discs buried underground for thousands of years, and a grand finale music festival. About the Voyager Golden Records. About those human handprints etched into concrete in Alterna. Did those human artists know it would end like this? First a fiery death and then, eventually, a worldwide celebration of music to represent our shared past, present, and future. Did they know that their songs, insignificant in the face of extinction, would one day become the solution that will save the next dominant life-form from the same fate?

Thinking about how eerily similar the Octarian domes are to Alterna. About how close Inklings and Octolings were to repeating the same mistakes as humans. But their doomed fates were undone not by some miracle technology or military power or a rocket, but by music.

Thinking about how humans wiped themselves out with war, and our parting gifts were liquid crystals that somehow paired with the DNA of primeval inklings and somehow infused them with our memories and culture and a Song. And 12,000 years in the future, that same Song will end a war.

Thinking about how art and music and punk culture and rock & roll and friendly competition and petty arguments and water guns aren’t uniquely human concepts, but the fundamental qualities of intelligent life. An inheritable spirit that can cross evolutionary bounds.

Thinking about the theme of Splatoon, that art and music and fun will not die with the human race. That every piece of art we create is a seed we sow for future generations to reap. That our legacy is ingrained into the crust of the earth. That long after we’re gone, the oceans will remember, and they’ll pick up where we left off.

Thinking about how Splatoon says that the essence of humanity –– the thing that will outlive us –– isn't war or prejudice or destruction or greed, it's a song.

to be honest i am a homosexual.

i know that life isn't a race and that everyone does things on their own schedule and that i shouldn't compare myself to other people who haven't lived the same life that i have and overcome the same obstacles i have. BUT

Oshawott got isekai’d, Tepig became French, therefore Snivy is joining the time travelling mafia in legends: celebi