I Love How I'm Always Reading Things On Tumblr About Some People's School Being Wild And Crazy And I'm

I love how I'm always reading things on tumblr about some people's school being wild and crazy and I'm always so upset because my school's like that until I realize... wait, we do have some goofy things.

The purpose of this post is to tell you about how my choir teacher keeps a notebook with the strangest things he's heard in any of his classes. Here are some of the quotes I remember:

"Dip into the cocaine bucket."

"The hexagon has abs."

"Neverboys like me are high."

"I got the hooker boots."

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2 months ago

Weirdest Les Miserables Quote

WHAT IS VICKIE HUGO DOING?!?! LOOK AT THIS QUOTE FROM THE BRICK:

"'Mamselle, make your gloves into fritters and I'll eat them.' Nobody but artists can say things like that. I'm going crazy about this boy."


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1 month ago

Literally, what is up with Victor Hugo loving the words "enigma" and "chaste"? He bloody described a sword as chaste, and he used the word "enigma" like ten times every chapter. It's okay to have a favorite word, but this is taking it too far.


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1 month ago

Crazy Book Idea

I have this wacky idea for a book I really want to write. What if I wrote a book in regular English for everything except the dialogue, which I write in early modern English? And to make it extra wacky, it would take place in modern times, when we don't use Early Modern English?


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I know I try to keep away from politics on this blog (my other blog is all politics, though), but this needs to be said.

Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly.

exactly.


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4 weeks ago

Still too ambitious? Wow, you all are so hard to please! 1000 notes to cut my hair and 250 notes to eat sugar for the first time in 6 months. And I'll come out as ace to my parents for 2500.

If I get 2000 notes on this post, I'll cut my hair (just to clarify, my mother will ground me and force me to get a job).

1 month ago
Uhhhhhhhh That Seems Bad

Uhhhhhhhh that seems bad

RFK Jr.'s autism study to amass medical records of many Americans
cbsnews.com
The autism study is planning to link confidential data "with broad coverage in the U.S. population" in one place for the first time.
1 month ago

Why tf is there a popular tag called, "I cannot soberly describe the plot of bmc to you". I mean, you're not wrong, but wtf?!?!


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2 months ago

A03

I posted my first Les Misérables fanfic on AO3! It ships several couples, mainly Enjoltaire, but also Courferre. Here's the link: (title name) idk (1790 words) by mayaruinstheinternet


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Hi! None of those fanarts up there are mine. They are all created by amazing, talented, decdicated artists. I love musicals and classics. I'm going though crazy hyperfixation phases.

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