May I Also BEG For More Germophobic Characters? Only Once Have I Ever Read A Well-written Germophobic

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Hi! This is my second book I’ve completed! I posted it on AO3 because I can’t seem to get publishers to accept it! If you’d like to read it, please do (but beware, it’s almost 50,000 words, so make time!)! Read the summary if you’re interested!

Chapters: 1/18 Fandom: Original Work Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Additional Tags: Holocaust, German, Nazi Germany, Auschwitz, AHHH I'M GONNA CRY, i killed them all, Original work - Freeform, Birkenau, No one will bloody publish this, I've been rejected so many times Summary:

It’s August 1944, and thirteen-year-old Jopie Von Der Au is helping her family resist the SS in Nazi-occupied Germany. Alongside her parents, older brother Jozef, and blind sister Anja, Jopie’s world changes when they are taken from their home in Gorlitz and sent on one of the notorious death trains to Auschwitz. Only Jopie, her mother, and Jozef survive, as Anja dies before deportation and Papa dies after arriving. In the horrors of Auschwitz, Jopie forms bonds with new friends, but most people she loves slowly die off. Her eyesight begins to fade as she fights to survive. Here, Birds Don't Dare Whistle is a story of the emotional toll of survival, the struggle to keep hope, the importance of family and friends, and the struggle of the oppressed. Jopie's story offers a unique perspective on the darkest event in human history.

Great. Just when I thought I was settled down with a hyperfixation for another month (Be More Chill), my sister HAS to fangirl over BBC Sherlock, and she HAS to show it to be, and I HAVE to love it way too much.

Things I thought up in my 105-degree fever delirium

I want to gaslight people into thinking pneumonia comes from the French word "pneu" (which means tire).

I want the emoji for pneumonia to be a tire.

The motto for any lung sickness should be, "Fever as high as heaven, cough until you meet God."

Poll Results for Favorite BMC Song!

Overall, I am very happy with how this poll turned out!

Pitiful Children won, which is so great because it's one of my favorite songs from BMC, (at least top 5, if not top 3!) and it beat another song that I don't really like (I bet you can't guess which one).

The other song was close to beating it at one point, despite starting at 0% (then I made a post about my hate for that song, and the numbers went up. Still not sure if that was to spite me). But now it's tied with Micheal in the Bathroom. HOW?!?! The other song is so annoying while Micheal in the Bathroom is sung by GEORGE SALAZAR! How do they even compete?!?!

Yeah, other than the other song almost winning, it was a great poll!

Thank you all for your very scientific input to this very scientific poll!

Hey, BMC fans, do any of you know of a good Be More Chill Slime tutorial? I can't find any.

Did you know: Listening to "Unlikely Lovers" from Falsettos while writing a depressing book will make you cry. (Just listening to Falsettos is enough to make me cry.)

Daily reminder that history teachers are the funniest people on the planet!!

"He may have lost a hand, but☝️he does have Jesus."

Peak humor.