Be More Chill Is A Musical That Makes Me Feel Like I’ve Done Several Drugs All At The Same Time Because

I know I've said this before, but I really nEED TO STOP WRITING SAD BOOKS AND LISTENING TO FALSETTOS BECAUSE I'M GOING TO CRY BUT MY FAMILY IS IN THE SAME ROOM AND I CAN'T CRY

Literally, what is up with Victor Hugo loving the words "enigma" and "chaste"? He bloody described a sword as chaste, and he used the word "enigma" like ten times every chapter. It's okay to have a favorite word, but this is taking it too far.

Brilliant day. Binged all of season one and two of BBC Sherlock instead of going to jump rope practice. Why am I telling you all this?

Things I thought up in my 105-degree fever delirium

I want to gaslight people into thinking pneumonia comes from the French word "pneu" (which means tire).

I want the emoji for pneumonia to be a tire.

The motto for any lung sickness should be, "Fever as high as heaven, cough until you meet God."

Does it make sense that when I defend Evan Hansen, I’m not defending his actions, because I know that they’re wrong and that’s the point of the show, but that I’m defending him because people refuse to acknowledge him as a complex character rather than a horrible evil manipulative sociopath?

Can we please normalize calling fanboys (fangirls who are guys) "conjunctions"? Allow me to explain.

Remember how we always call conjunctions "fanboys" because--

For

And

Nor

But

Or

Yet

So

--so we should call them conjunctions.

Before anyone says something...

Yes, I changed my pfp. Get over it.

(Because no one understands the pun in my username. I thought it'd help. If you get it, let me know in the comments)

And I may as well tell you all that I made another blog because... first one to find it gets.... a firm handshake.

Part Two of Dumb Quotes by Victor Hugo in the Brick

[Sighs] Okay. Here we go.

"Much forehead is like much sky on a horizon."

There.