I'm Going To Make A Fanfic Of Cask Of The Amontillado And Give It To My English Teacher As An End-of-the-year

I made these!!

THANK YOU TO THE KIND PERSON WHO COMPLIMENTED MY ORIGINAL WORK ON AO3!!! THIS IS PROOF THAT AN AUTHOR NEVER FORGETS A KIND COMPLIMENT.

I know I try to keep away from politics on this blog (my other blog is all politics, though), but this needs to be said.

exactly.

Can we please normalize calling fanboys (fangirls who are guys) "conjunctions"? Allow me to explain.

Remember how we always call conjunctions "fanboys" because--

For

And

Nor

But

Or

Yet

So

--so we should call them conjunctions.

Daily reminder that history teachers are the funniest people on the planet!!

"He may have lost a hand, but☝️he does have Jesus."

Peak humor.

Literally, what is up with Victor Hugo loving the words "enigma" and "chaste"? He bloody described a sword as chaste, and he used the word "enigma" like ten times every chapter. It's okay to have a favorite word, but this is taking it too far.

If I get 2000 notes on this post, I'll cut my hair (just to clarify, my mother will ground me and force me to get a job).

Bored? Want to read? Want to support people trying to get published?

I have the solution! I finished my second book, and I love it, but literary agents and publishers don't. I'm sure there are lots of people out there with the same problem. So we should share our stories to anyone who wants to read them and offer feedback! If you, like me, have a story you want to share, share a summary and link in the comments, and for people who want to read and share advice, go in the comments and read! Anyone want to try this? I want to read some stories! I will read any shared! This is your chance!

Before anyone says something...

Yes, I changed my pfp. Get over it.

(Because no one understands the pun in my username. I thought it'd help. If you get it, let me know in the comments)

And I may as well tell you all that I made another blog because... first one to find it gets.... a firm handshake.