So Sorry If This Joke Has Been Made Before

I'm sorry my knowledge of clone wars stuff is still only like, 15% capacity but i saw the thing about Plo handing out snacks, then remembered the OTHER thing about kel dor food and I'm just like. Sometimes when Plo is extra tired he'll hand you an explosive or something and it might just be intended as extra ammo but he might also have been trying to feed you, you just gotta roll with it and not ask questions.

OH MY GOD.

I love it. :D  Some poor clone going, “Uh, commander - the general just gave me this grenade and when I tried to ask about it, he just patted me on the back and said it would be good for me.”

And Wolffe, who’s used to this, just says, “Hurl it at the enemy, trooper, and if General Plo asks about it later, tell him it hit the spot.  Depending on what he remembers, he’ll either think it blew up a lot of droids or it was delicious.  Works either way.”

why does my fantasy novel have three warring kingdoms, two rival deities, and absolutely no coherent plot?

because vibes are more important than structure.

cub

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

I love talking to kids about disability bc

1. they often just Get It, and

2. they have 0 concept of disability as a tragedy or something pitiable.

I've watched kids get into an argument with a teacher bc they thought wheelchairs were cool. I told a kid that I can't stand for too long sometimes and they replied, "That's okay, I can't do cartwheels sometimes, but I just do other stuff then. You can sit down with me if you want". Today a girl asked me what the headphones on a classmate's desk were for and I told her that headphones are important for some kids because noises bother them, and she said she wished she had headphones at home, because her baby brothers make a lot of noise and it makes it hard to think. The idea that different people could use tools at different times is intuitive and simple and when accessibility aids are explained neutrally, kids don't see them as bad or unfortunate, they're just things that are useful.

Even mental disability!! In Kindergarten the other day one of the kids asked me why his table partner got stickers when nobody else did. I started off by saying, "Well, when you do your work well, it feels good, right? That's your brain giving you a reward," and the kid just right away went, "Oh, and the stickers are like his reward?" YES! You are 5 and have a better grasp on ADHD than most adults! Kids blow me away every day.

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

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