I’m Watching Splash (1984) Which Is A Romcom About A Guy Who Falls In Love With A Mermaid, And When

This is so cute

Sweet dreams

Hazards of being in space I guess

oh my god why does this silly little radio man keep floating away into space

he’s so smol!

Holds hands out* winged Patton? Please? I won’t hurt him

You better be gentle with him

I saw someone joking that Tup’s full name is Tupperware and now I’m imagining all the clones having the time of their lives coming up with extended versions of each others’ names

Waxer: Cody, short for… Codependent?

Cody: no-

Boil: yes. Who is he codependent with?

Waxer: either the general, or Rex

Boil: fair enough

Cody: Boil short for Boiler?

Waxer: boring. Boil short for Ballerina

Boil: what the-

Hardcase: Cody short for cond-

Everyone: shut up, Hardcase

Kix: Kix short for Kicks ass

Rex: no buddy

Kix: alright it was worth a try

Fives: Echo, short for Economy

Echo: *mocking Fives* ShOrT fOr EcOnOmY

Fives: *trying not to laugh* that’s why we call you Echo, man

Appo: mine is short for Apologist cause I always have to apologize for y’all’s shit

Hardcase: Jesse short for Jessica

Jesse: *hits Hardcase in the head*

Rex: alright what is mine short for?

Hardcase: Rex short for exterminator!

Everyone: …

Hardcase: listen the letters are there, just not in the right order

Rex: eh, I’ll take it

Fives: Sister, short for… Sinister?

Sister: you know what. Yes.

alright google calm down we all know this to be true

Seconding this coz I could've sworn the ice cream truck was a core part of Australian childhood

Explaining to my Australian ex that ice cream trucks are in fact real and not made up for television.

would you still love me if i was the horrors beyond your comprehension in canine form

It gives off "Only we get to call him that!" and I love it

Brothers 💕