Mullet Stan my beloved~
You know this was inspired by those fidget slugs and honestly its one of my favorite things I ever drawn
♪ Let’s head for south-southwest and keep the party going on ♫
Now this may sound crazy but hear me out…
What if Ford’s Stan was real in a way because in the beginning I said Stanley protected him and comforted him which means that this Stan had to be able to interact with stuff sooooo…
Let’s say due to Stanford’s active imagination as a child that he actually managed to manifest a spirt or some kind of guardian for himself and that was what Stanley was till Ford’s imagination became more…lets say logical so Stan vanished but now with Stanford loosing his damn mind maybe Stanley comes back but not in the same way he saw him before he seems distorted, angry, and very violent almost acting like Bill Cipher in a way.
Kinda like a Egregore except instead of a group needed it was just Stanford i don’t know
Oof i don’t know anymore man i think im getting ahead of myself plus im tired af so this might just sound like me defending the whole purpose of the au
Alright hear me out…just…J-JUST HEAR ME OUT!
What if Stanley Pines never existed and Stanford was an only child but to him he wasn’t to him he was born with a twin.
Allow me to elaborate
As long as Stanford could remember he always had a twin brother they did everything together Stanley protected him from bullies, comforted him, helped him with the Stan-O-War. Everything goes almost according to cannon but one thing is missing and thats Stanley because he is just a physical manifestation of Stanford’s imagination that means only Ford can see Stanley but he assumes everyone else can too, and well his parents didn’t see much to be concerned about a lot of kids Ford’s age had imaginary friends so they…mostly Caryn let her son believe while she forced Filbrick to also play along because Stanford is just a kid.
But everything comes to a head when the science fair rolls around and for once it wasn’t tampered with by any human anyway, but more along the lines of a rat chewing the wires but Stanford is admit that Stanley sabotaged his project but his twin brother so when he heads home madder then a hornet and excepting to see Stanley there but his brother is no where to be found so he tells his parents and well…lets just say Filbrick didn’t take the information well assuming that Stanford destroyed his own project and costing them potential millions, he decides to finally shatter Stanford’s whole world by telling him Stanley never existed.
Now Stanford is mad at his brother sure but even he thinks his father saying Stanley no longer exists is a bit harsh and argues with his father till Filbrick takes out a photo album and slams it open on the coffee table revealing a bunch of pictures which were supposed to be of Stanford and Stanley but something wasn’t right…
Stanford’s blood would run cold when he sees he is alone in every picture Stanley isn’t were he is supposed to be which can’t be right because he knows his brother was there he remembers everything they did together his father had to have tampered with the pictures!
Long story short Stanford is kicked out of the house he is no longer considered a Pines due to his stupidity as his father puts it.
Feel free to expand on this if you like, this all was just something i thought of during the night and just had to get it out there
Oh no it looks like Stanley upset Filbrick again… he hid in the closet Stanford finally found him and now he is gonna patch Stan up like the good brother he is
(I hate that man so much, who wants to kill him with me?)
Siberian Tiger
Old college project that literally made me sick doing due to the stress but im proud of it
Edit: 20 points to anyone who can decipher the code in the background…might be a bit difficult
🍦You scream. I scream, we all scream for ice cream….kitty?🍨🐈
Glass Shard Beach was never truly quiet. The waves crashed against the shore, the salty air thick and ever-present, while the laughter of kids carried on the breeze. But beneath the carefree energy of the season, shadows lurked. For twelve-year-old Ezekiel “Zeke” Cutter, summer was supposed to be an escape. A break from school, from expectations, from the gnawing hunger he didn’t fully understand.
He had always been close to Stanley and Stanford Pines. They were his best friends—the only ones who really mattered. Stan was the loudmouth, always getting into trouble, always bruised but never broken. Ford was the brain, always thinking, always planning. And Zeke? He was the protector, the one who made sure no one messed with them. Which is exactly why, when Campelter started picking on them, Zeke saw red.
Campelter was the worst kind of kid. The kind that smelled like sweat and cheap cologne, who thought he was better than everyone because he was taller, meaner. He had it out for Stan from the moment they met.
“Hey, loser! Where’s your freak of a brother?” Campelter sneered, shoving Stan forward.
Stan stumbled, barely keeping his footing. Ford wasn’t around to bail him out—he was probably off reading somewhere, oblivious.
Zeke clenched his fists. “Back off, Campelter.”
Campelter just grinned. “Or what? You gonna cry about it?”
Zeke’s breath hitched. He could hear it—his own heartbeat pounding in his ears. It wasn’t fear. It was something else. Something deep, something hungry.
Stan’s lip curled as he stepped forward. “I can handle myself, Zeke.”
But Zeke wasn’t listening anymore. Campelter shoved Stan again, laughing, and something inside Zeke snapped.
It happened fast. One moment, Zeke was standing still, watching Campelter grin like he ruled the world. The next, his body moved on instinct. He lunged, teeth bared, sinking them deep into Campelter’s arm.
The taste—
It was—
Indescribable.
Blood filled his mouth, warm and metallic, coating his tongue. Campelter’s scream barely registered as Zeke bit down harder, his entire body trembling.
Then, just as suddenly, he let go.
Campelter stumbled back, clutching his bleeding arm, eyes wide with terror. “WHAT THE HELL, YOU PSYCHO?!”
Zeke wiped his mouth, breathing heavily. His head swam, heart racing. What…what had he just done?
Stan and the other kids just stood there, frozen.
“Zeke…” Stan whispered, eyes darting from him to Campelter’s wound.
“I—” Zeke swallowed hard. “I didn’t—”
“You BIT me!” Campelter howled, staggering backward. He was bleeding badly, but it was just a bite. It wouldn’t kill him.
Zeke’s stomach twisted. Not in guilt. Not in fear.
In hunger.
He ran. Didn’t wait for Stan. Didn’t look back. He sprinted toward the bordwalk, lungs burning, hands shaking. His mouth still tasted like blood. It wasn’t disgusting. It wasn’t wrong.
It was good.
But it wasn’t normal. He wasn’t normal.
Zeke gripped his head, breathing hard. “No, no, no. I can’t—I won’t—”
But he wanted no he needed more.
And worse?
He knew exactly where to find it…
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To Be Continued…
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