Wilbur and Tommy's book, "TommyInnit Says...The Quote Book" will be released on October 13 according to their publisher's website! Description:
A laugh-out-loud Best Of selection of TommyInnit’s most zany and crazy quotes plus much more, curated by Wilbur Soot – a must-have collectible edition for every TommyInnit fan.
‘In all honesty, I think I’d be a pretty bad shark‘ ‘What if God was just legs?‘ ‘There’s only so many green up arrows you can get before your heart becomes one big red YouTube down arrow’
Ask any teenager and they will have heard of TommyInnit and Wilbur Soot. For the last three years, Tom Simons aka TommyInnit, has been mouthing off on the internet to anyone who will listen. So far, that’s over 40 million followers. And Wilbur Soot, his surrogate big brother, has been right by his side.
Known and loved for his funny and absurd sayings, Tom has covered a wealth of topics, from Minecraft to America, and from dating to pet-care. And his fans can’t get enough. Now, for the first time, you can read his wisdom, jokes and missteps in TommyInnit Says… The Quote Book: a funny, collectible edition of TommyInnit’s most abstract and absurd sayings and quotes which will appeal to his millions of fans. Curated and edited by Wilbur Soot, it will be the perfect Christmas gift for Inniters everywhere.
Featuring: *A Day in the Life * Tommy’s Educational Segment * Life Advice from Wilbur * Love Poems * Insights into Tommy and Wilbur’s world … and much more.
[Video Transcript:
Tommy, shouting: Dad!
video jump cuts
Tommy: Hello? Oh-- Sorry I meant to shout Phil's name... Philza Minecraft. [while laughing] S-sorry- y'know-
Tommy's Dad: unintelligble
Tommy: Dadza - Dad, you know they get sort of easily... No I'm sorry I didn't mean-- No, no, no, pl- you can help as well- do you have- No no no, Dad, no no!
Tommy's Dad: It's fine, It's fine
video jump cuts
Tommy: phil. My dad's staying round and I accidentally just shouted 'Dad' meaning you, and he came in- while I'm streaming- and he went 'oh.'. And I went 'oh sorry I meant Phil'. And Ive never seen so much sadness in a man's life when i went 'Oh sorry I meant my e-dad not my real dad' and he looked at me and went...
Philza: Yeah, yeah, that's the appropriate response. ]
[image id: a screenshot of minecraft chat reading
<TommyInnit> ive just hurt my real dads feelings
<TommyInnit> not my E-Dads ]
Walker Scobell has been selected for the role of Percy Jackson in the Percy Jackson And The Olympians live action !!
reading episode 116 of muted is like ascending to the astral plane, as the comments said.
OKAY SO I SAW THIS ONE ART PIECE OF MICHAEL STICKING HIS TOUNGE OUT AT TECHNO AN TECHNO STICKING IT RIGHT BACK AND I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE AND I CAN'T FIND IT HELP
'i think this pit is tartarus' 'you mean like,, the fish sauce?'
❝ how does your garden grow? ❞
Thinking about starting a bitter feud with @omeletteyyy