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Shit I’ve heard in school, without situational context

-“We have a test every tomorrow”

-“Move, my penis is in danger!”

-“I have such Cavernous ears”

-“"I have to get away from that bottomless man!” “I’M WEARING SHORTS!”

-“Mister, my friend is making me go bald from stress” “I think you’ll be okay”

- “Mister you need to send her back to preschool she can’t do basic math” “I think she’ll be okay”

-“Mister my friend is having boy troubles” “SHE’S TOO YOUNG TO DATE”

-“*kid’s name* wrote me a love letter and spelled “beautiful” wrong.“

-“Really, Miss? You’re gonna walk out on me like my dad did?”

-“Do you think *teacher’s name* is gay?” “no I think he’s just a sad straight guy with a high voice”

Feel free to add your own.

this is one of my favorite pictures of all time and i keep it on my phone so i can look at it occasionally

ah yes, my favourite manga,

memeland saga

with all that’s happening every day please remember that there is an epidemic of violence against trans people, particularly black trans women, and that anti-trans and essentialist rhetoric gets people killed

if you want to help you can donate to an org that supports black trans people

if you cannot donate then at the very least please take a second this pride month to read about the issues that affect the trans community and how you can help in your life every day to change minds and hearts to protect those who are most vulnerable

it's only the rough sketch and my heart already went doki doki, i mean...

stop drawing human blathers as a twink we all know he looks like this

moodboard for when you finally fucking snap